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Topic: Very good chirp...
Posted By: 8shots
Subject: Very good chirp...
Date Posted: January/23/2016 at 04:16

Yesterday  I went to my local hardware store to buy amongst other two galvanized 1" nipples. At the pay point  the lady serving me asked how I am. I started offloading about a real crappy day, machine breakdowns, staff playing up etc. As I started handing her the nipples.... she chirped me : Look at the bright side, at least you have a nipple in each hand !!Excellent




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Posted By: Peddler
Date Posted: January/23/2016 at 04:22
Wouter I think she was taking a shot at you.😎

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When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.It is difficult only for others.

It is the same when you are stupid.


Posted By: bugsNbows
Date Posted: January/23/2016 at 07:42
A nipple in each hand... sounds great to me!

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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
               Anomymous


Posted By: 3_tens
Date Posted: January/23/2016 at 11:15
But the nipples were Galvanized by the cold.  Big Grin


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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.

Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow
Now the rules have changed again.


Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: January/23/2016 at 14:28
I saw lots of goodies in South Africa....especially in the grocery store where everyone was bending over the cheese freezer!   Bucky

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Posted By: tahqua
Date Posted: January/24/2016 at 21:00
Cold usually results in pencil erasers

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Doug


Posted By: Peddler
Date Posted: January/25/2016 at 04:24
👍

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When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.It is difficult only for others.

It is the same when you are stupid.


Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: January/25/2016 at 11:58
Ahhhh memories.....  Bucky   Sure do miss working as Produceman in the grocery store....

Great place to be to inspect new arrivals into the HVAC environment during a hot day! Big Grin


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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
--Thomas Jefferson





Posted By: 8shots
Date Posted: January/26/2016 at 01:35
Two nipples in the hand is worth a bird in the bush....or is it now two stones with one bird??? or a bush in the hand is worth two birds in the bush...?????


Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: January/26/2016 at 07:02
lets get back to the nipples!

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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
--Thomas Jefferson






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