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Topic: Husband and Wife
Posted By: Glock
Subject: Husband and Wife
Date Posted: January/30/2013 at 00:26
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cellular phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the
hands-free speaker function and begins to
talk. Everyone else
in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me . Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and
found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000.
Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it
that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and
saw the new models.
I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. I was just talking to
Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000.
They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand­ if it's what you really want."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are staring
at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks,
"Anyone know whose phone this is?”

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Regards Chris



Replies:
Posted By: bugsNbows
Date Posted: January/30/2013 at 07:32
Excellent  Some poor chap is in for a big surprise!!!

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Posted By: dillon_h
Date Posted: January/30/2013 at 07:39
Almost spit coffee on my computer. Excellent
 
 


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Posted By: Peddler
Date Posted: January/30/2013 at 07:52
I think I just wet my pants !!!

Peddler CoolCoolCool


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When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.It is difficult only for others.

It is the same when you are stupid.


Posted By: SVT_Tactical
Date Posted: January/30/2013 at 07:55

Good oneExcellent



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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln


Posted By: BeltFed
Date Posted: January/30/2013 at 08:00
Originally posted by SVT_Tactical SVT_Tactical wrote:

Good oneExcellent

What are you laughing about? It was YOUR phone.


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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.


Posted By: tman1965
Date Posted: January/30/2013 at 08:03
Roll on Floor Laughing

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Sometimes my tongue outruns my brain and I say something I haven't thought of yet!


Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: January/30/2013 at 12:02
I knew it wasn't my phone!  Even my mom doesn't call me honey... Bucky

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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
--Thomas Jefferson





Posted By: SVT_Tactical
Date Posted: January/30/2013 at 12:50
Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

Originally posted by SVT_Tactical SVT_Tactical wrote:

Good oneExcellent

What are you laughing about? It was YOUR phone.
True but it was also Mrs Beltfed on the other lineWink

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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln


Posted By: BeltFed
Date Posted: January/30/2013 at 13:08
Originally posted by SVT_Tactical SVT_Tactical wrote:

Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

Originally posted by SVT_Tactical SVT_Tactical wrote:

Good oneExcellent

What are you laughing about? It was YOUR phone.
True but it was also Mrs Beltfed on the other lineWink
Ok, so your going to buy her a new coat, car, and house. Works for me.


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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.


Posted By: 3_tens
Date Posted: January/30/2013 at 14:21
Lynn You could also get a new coat,car and house with this admission for your alienation of affection lawsuit.


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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.

Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow
Now the rules have changed again.


Posted By: stickbow46
Date Posted: January/30/2013 at 19:04
Laugh AboveRoll on Floor LaughingExcellent

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Posted By: SVT_Tactical
Date Posted: January/31/2013 at 08:03
Originally posted by 3_tens 3_tens wrote:

Lynn You could also get a new coat,car and house with this admission for your alienation of affection lawsuit.
AFFECTION!!!! I said it was Mrs Beltfed, i was just scared to say no!

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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln


Posted By: BeltFed
Date Posted: January/31/2013 at 08:36
Originally posted by SVT_Tactical SVT_Tactical wrote:

Originally posted by 3_tens 3_tens wrote:

Lynn You could also get a new coat,car and house with this admission for your alienation of affection lawsuit.
AFFECTION!!!! I said it was Mrs Beltfed, i was just scared to say no!
To late. It's on the internet. You can't put anything on the internet if it's not true.


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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.


Posted By: SVT_Tactical
Date Posted: January/31/2013 at 08:51
Right,  Did i every tell yall i was a french model tooBig Grin

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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln


Posted By: BeltFed
Date Posted: January/31/2013 at 08:58
Originally posted by SVT_Tactical SVT_Tactical wrote:

Right,  Did i every tell yall i was a french model tooBig Grin
You know, you do sorta resemble one I saw on a commercialRoll on Floor Laughing


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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.


Posted By: lucytuma
Date Posted: January/31/2013 at 19:05
Get Your Popcorn Ready and....

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"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." - Thomas Jefferson



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