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Bud's night out

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Topic: Bud's night out
Posted By: Dogger
Subject: Bud's night out
Date Posted: January/23/2013 at 16:38
Bud told me the following story and I thought I would share it with you guys so you could see for yourselves just how suave Bud really is:


"I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women
talking at the bar. 
Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are
you three lassies from Scotland?" 
One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!" 
So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from
Scotland?" 
And that's the last thing I remember."


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God save the Empire!



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Posted By: Sgt. D
Date Posted: January/23/2013 at 16:42
Shocked  Crutch
 
Roll on Floor Laughing


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Take care of Soldiers, Show em how its done and do it with em, Run to the Fight & and hold your ground! I die my men go home! If you're a NCO and this ain't you. GET OUT! GOD BLESS AMERICA!


Posted By: SVT_Tactical
Date Posted: January/23/2013 at 16:48
Excellent

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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln


Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: January/23/2013 at 16:58
Excellent

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343 we will never forget

God Bless Chris Ledoux
"good ride cowboy"


Posted By: cheaptrick
Date Posted: January/23/2013 at 17:01
Hahahaha.....

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If at first you don't secede...try..try again.


Posted By: tman1965
Date Posted: January/23/2013 at 17:05
Light It Up

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Sometimes my tongue outruns my brain and I say something I haven't thought of yet!


Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: January/23/2013 at 17:22
Thar they blow!!!  I'm still sore, the one in the middle would have given Mrs BF a run for her money!!!
 
This ain't the first time I've been tag teamed.... although it is the first time they were all women! Shocked


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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
--Thomas Jefferson





Posted By: Dogger
Date Posted: January/23/2013 at 17:28
.....although it is the first time they were all women!

Jury's still out on that one Bud - still waiting for the DNA testing, mighta been just "fancy" boys you were hitting on.


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God save the Empire!


Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: January/23/2013 at 18:00
Your a BAAAAAAD mean man wooley bear! Wink
 
I bet you return my sheep without hosing them offf just like G....


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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
--Thomas Jefferson





Posted By: bugsNbows
Date Posted: January/23/2013 at 18:06
LOL Bud, I never knew. 

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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
               Anomymous


Posted By: RifleDude
Date Posted: January/23/2013 at 21:30
Haha! Good one, Craig!!!

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Ted


Money can't buy happiness... but it's much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.


Posted By: 338LAPUASLAP
Date Posted: January/23/2013 at 22:07
Shocked

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No one


Posted By: stickbow46
Date Posted: January/24/2013 at 03:49
Mouth Taped ShutThunbs Up

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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken


Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: January/24/2013 at 07:06
Wish you guys would stop PMing me about my sheep....
 
 
I stopped loaning them out!!!


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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
--Thomas Jefferson





Posted By: BeltFed
Date Posted: January/24/2013 at 08:14
Excellent

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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.


Posted By: stickbow46
Date Posted: January/24/2013 at 11:51
Bud,didn't you once say you get your  VirginWool  from ugly sheep Wink

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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken


Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: January/24/2013 at 12:32
Wouldn't know Ernie... never met a sheep I didn't like! Bucky

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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
--Thomas Jefferson






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