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Topic: Senior Moments
Posted By: supertool73
Subject: Senior Moments
Date Posted: May/17/2012 at 10:53


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Lifetime warranty and excellent customer service don't mean a thing when your gun fails during a zombie attack.

"A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own."



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Posted By: Kickboxer
Date Posted: May/17/2012 at 11:00
That is KILLER funny...

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Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.

There are some who do not fear death... for they are more afraid of not really living


Posted By: BeltFed
Date Posted: May/17/2012 at 12:33
What were we talking about?Stare

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A democracy is 2 wolves and a sheep voting on what's for lunch. A republic is a well armed sheep disputing the results.
--Benjamin Franklin


Posted By: jonoMT
Date Posted: May/17/2012 at 13:25
The "way to stiff to comb" part was great. Beyond that I can't remember.

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Reaction time is a factor...


Posted By: bugsNbows
Date Posted: May/18/2012 at 14:09
WalMart, here I come...just not sure why. Loco

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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
               Anomymous


Posted By: stickbow46
Date Posted: May/18/2012 at 21:03
I chased my wife in the bed room the other night & when I caught her I forgot what for....Brain FartBreak Dance

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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken


Posted By: BeltFed
Date Posted: May/21/2012 at 09:31
I went to Walmart yesterday. Couldn't remember why, so I bought some shotgun shells and clay birds. When I got home my wife asked me if I got my memory medicine. I don't know where this brick of 22s came from.

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A democracy is 2 wolves and a sheep voting on what's for lunch. A republic is a well armed sheep disputing the results.
--Benjamin Franklin


Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: May/23/2012 at 10:16
When I find myself continually looking in the refrigerator I figure that I am probably just wanting a cigarette.
 
 


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Visit the Ed Show


Posted By: stickbow46
Date Posted: May/23/2012 at 14:04
Do we still call you SOE or are you the real Tex SOE,I just can't rememberWhacko

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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken


Posted By: BeltFed
Date Posted: May/23/2012 at 14:51
Originally posted by stickbow46 stickbow46 wrote:

Do we still call you SOE or are you the real Tex SOE,I just can't rememberWhacko
Since Ed is now in Texas, he is a Son Of Texas, and since he is an elderly gentleman, I guess he is an Old Son Of Texas. Since it takes to long to say that often in a conversation, you could just use the acronym and call him old S.O.T.Bucky

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A democracy is 2 wolves and a sheep voting on what's for lunch. A republic is a well armed sheep disputing the results.
--Benjamin Franklin


Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: May/23/2012 at 15:28
I will have to send someone a photo of me ( in an e-mail ) to post on this site.  All of you smart young fellers ought to know how to make it appear on the Internet!     
 
Then you can post it on SWFA.
 
 
 
 
stock photo : Clipart illustration of of an old man in a chair
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Anybody out there that can take an e-mail photo and load it up??
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Visit the Ed Show


Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: May/23/2012 at 15:35
We can make a contest out of it.  What Do You Think The Real Eduardo Looks Like? 
 
We will see what kind of garbage you guys can come up with.    Laugh


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Visit the Ed Show


Posted By: SVT_Tactical
Date Posted: May/23/2012 at 16:14
Start a thread in the Ed show and lets see what we can come up with

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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln


Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: May/23/2012 at 16:45
Excellent   Hey SVT....I will e-mail you a photo and perhaps you can make it go into our website....since I am too old (!) to figure it out!!!     Bandito    Then, after we have some fun, we can post The Real Picture of.......moi.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Visit the Ed Show


Posted By: SVT_Tactical
Date Posted: May/24/2012 at 07:24
I'm PMign you the photo now.

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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln


Posted By: bugsNbows
Date Posted: May/24/2012 at 16:58
This ought to be interesting!

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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
               Anomymous


Posted By: stickbow46
Date Posted: May/24/2012 at 17:33
You know Ed it's only a matter of time before we have a Senior's page on this site....Only kidding Brain Fart Big Smile

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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken


Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: May/24/2012 at 18:14
I forgot what I was gonna type....but it was real funny....and stickbow was the punchline......maybe if I go to the bathroom it'll come back to me.......


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Visit the Ed Show


Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: May/25/2012 at 06:51
 
Sad Pacer       You two are a matched set!!!  Don't make Ric jealous....


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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
--Thomas Jefferson





Posted By: stickbow46
Date Posted: May/25/2012 at 17:24
& there we have it the wipper snapper jealousyShocked

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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken


Posted By: bugsNbows
Date Posted: May/26/2012 at 07:15
It's taken years for me to perfect the "old timers" syndrome. Cool

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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
               Anomymous


Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: May/26/2012 at 08:00
Originally posted by stickbow46 stickbow46 wrote:

& there we have it the wipper snapper jealousyShocked
 
I hope you meant whipper snapper....I don't have a leakage porblem    yet.Yippee


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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
--Thomas Jefferson





Posted By: stickbow46
Date Posted: May/26/2012 at 15:31
Yeah that too Big Grin

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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken



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