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the Funny Bone

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Topic: the Funny Bone
Posted By: scooter65
Subject: the Funny Bone
Date Posted: November/16/2011 at 06:55
Negotiating Tactics

 
The Mexican Maid

The Mexican maid asked for a hefty pay increase. The lady of the house was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
 
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
 
Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first is that I iron better than you."
 
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."
 
Wife: "Oh yeah?"

Maria: "The second reason
 eez that I am a better cook than you."
 
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
 
Maria: "Jor hozban did."
 
Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did did he???"

Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."
 
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth, "And did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No Señora.......
 The gardener did."
 
 

Wife (quietly) : "How much do you want?"



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Posted By: Claus
Date Posted: November/16/2011 at 10:11
Laugh Good one...


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Posted By: SVT_Tactical
Date Posted: November/16/2011 at 13:10
Laugh AboveExcellent


Posted By: lucytuma
Date Posted: November/16/2011 at 15:35
Damn Gardener!

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