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Topic: Management flow chart
Posted By: 3_tens
Subject: Management flow chart
Date Posted: March/09/2011 at 16:18

The best flow chart ever


Never seen a Flow Chart described so clearly.

When top level guys look down, they see only sh*theads;
When bottom level guys look up, they see only assholes...

 



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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.

Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow
Now the rules have changed again.



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Posted By: 300S&W
Date Posted: March/09/2011 at 16:20
 
  LOL  Even a caveman could understand that.


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"I ain't got time to bleed!"


Posted By: SVT_Tactical
Date Posted: March/09/2011 at 16:26
thats better than the two story outhouse example


Posted By: scooter65
Date Posted: March/09/2011 at 16:31
ExcellentExcellentExcellentExcellentExcellentExcellentExcellentExcellentExcellentExcellentExcellentExcellentExcellent


Posted By: BeltFed
Date Posted: March/09/2011 at 16:55
HEY I work there! You can see me right below the rest.

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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.


Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: March/09/2011 at 20:18
Our office has that very picture in the front by the dispatcher's desk!!!  ( with names written on the birds!!! )   Laugh

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Posted By: 3_tens
Date Posted: March/09/2011 at 20:32
Its old but its GOLD!

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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.

Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow
Now the rules have changed again.


Posted By: tman1965
Date Posted: March/09/2011 at 23:06
ExcellentExcellent


Posted By: tahqua
Date Posted: March/10/2011 at 06:50
To add
 
This is the very essence of management.
 
Management is a lot like a group of monkeys sitting in a tree, all on different branches. When the monkey from above looks down, all he sees is a bunch of smiling faces looking up at him.
 
When the monkeys from below look up and above them, all they see are assholes.


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Doug


Posted By: bugsNbows
Date Posted: March/10/2011 at 10:54
That, my friends, is DISNEY.

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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
               Anomymous


Posted By: SVT_Tactical
Date Posted: March/10/2011 at 14:28
I thought this was fitting to this thread
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.


"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."


"I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."


"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery,
and the blood was toxic.

They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
Even though the others do all the work...
The azzhole is usually in charge


Posted By: BeltFed
Date Posted: March/11/2011 at 14:31
Laugh Above Old one, but a good one, and SOoooooo true.

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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.


Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: March/13/2011 at 05:30
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: MMAShooter34
Date Posted: March/18/2011 at 21:23
been here done that while doing the dew HA!

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come home carrying your shield or come home on it.


Posted By: stickbow46
Date Posted: March/18/2011 at 22:56
ExcellentExcellent

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