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Anyone want a robot for free???

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Topic: Anyone want a robot for free???
Posted By: 8shots
Subject: Anyone want a robot for free???
Date Posted: February/24/2011 at 06:48

A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie.
He decides 2 test it at dinner one night.


DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours?

SON: At School.

Robot slaps son!
SON: Ok, I lied, I went to the movies.

DAD: Which one?

SON: Toy Story.

Robot slaps son again!
SON: Ok, it was porn.

DAD: ...What?! When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was…

Robot slaps Dad!

MOM: forgive him dear, after all he is your son.

Robot slaps mom.

 
Ha Ha Ha Ha




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Posted By: 300S&W
Date Posted: February/24/2011 at 07:01
 
   Roll on Floor Laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 


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Posted By: SVT_Tactical
Date Posted: February/24/2011 at 07:50
Excellent


Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: February/24/2011 at 08:27
Lucy, you got some splaining to do!!!!!  Cool

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Posted By: lucytuma
Date Posted: February/24/2011 at 09:54
I don't feel the need to explain Big Smile

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Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: February/24/2011 at 11:00
LMAO...Wrong Lucy! Shocked

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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
--Thomas Jefferson





Posted By: tman1965
Date Posted: February/24/2011 at 14:11
LMAO!! Excellent


Posted By: mike650
Date Posted: February/24/2011 at 14:25



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Posted By: Claus
Date Posted: February/25/2011 at 13:14
So true .ExcellentExcellent

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