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Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

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Topic: Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
Posted By: Claus
Subject: Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
Date Posted: February/23/2011 at 05:06

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

1st woman:
    Hi, Wanda!

2nd woman:  Hi, Sylvia!  How'd you die?

1st woman:
    I froze to death.

2nd woman:
  How horrible!

1st woman:
    It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.  What about you?

2nd woman:
  I died of a massive heart attack.  I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.   But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman:
    So, what happened?

2nd woman:
   I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.  I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.  Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.  I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman:
   Too bad you didn't look in the freezer --- we'd both still be alive.


PRICELESS



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Replies:
Posted By: scooter65
Date Posted: February/23/2011 at 06:14
Excellent


Posted By: SVT_Tactical
Date Posted: February/23/2011 at 07:40
Excellent


Posted By: bugsNbows
Date Posted: February/23/2011 at 11:51
LOL. That's great. ExcellentExcellentExcellent

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Posted By: tman1965
Date Posted: February/23/2011 at 13:29

ROFLMAO!!ExcellentExcellent



Posted By: stickbow46
Date Posted: February/23/2011 at 22:22
ExcellentExcellent

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Posted By: lucytuma
Date Posted: February/24/2011 at 09:56

That I like Excellent



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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: February/24/2011 at 20:28
 
 
 


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