gotta love those girls!!
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Topic: gotta love those girls!!
Posted By: 3_tens
Subject: gotta love those girls!!
Date Posted: February/22/2011 at 11:50
You gotta love those girls!!
Ted's daughter just walked into the living room and said, "Dad cancel my allowance, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone and jewelry to the charity shop. Sell my car, take my front door key and throw me out of the house."
Well, she didn't exactly put it like that.
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,actually what she said was, "Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammed." |
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Posted By: SVT_Tactical
Date Posted: February/22/2011 at 11:55
Posted By: tman1965
Date Posted: February/22/2011 at 15:59
Posted By: Claus
Date Posted: February/23/2011 at 05:04
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Posted By: hunterwingler
Date Posted: February/23/2011 at 20:06
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Posted By: RifleDude
Date Posted: February/23/2011 at 21:48
Just for clarification... THIS particular Ted's daughter won't be having any boyfriends at all anytime soon! I might allow her to start dating when she's 35.
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Posted By: stickbow46
Date Posted: February/23/2011 at 22:17
Don't worry guys,the son-in-laws make up for it when the daughters give you grand children.I know as I have 9 [5 grand sons & 4 grand daughters] as of Decemember the shop is now closed
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Posted By: bugsNbows
Date Posted: February/24/2011 at 06:04
RifleDude wrote:
Just for clarification... THIS particular Ted's daughter won't be having any boyfriends at all anytime soon! I might allow her to start dating when she's 35.
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Good luck with that theory Ted. Mother Nature usually wins out. LOL.
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Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: February/24/2011 at 09:12
Actually i thought it was Mr. Nasty that usually wins out!
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Posted By: Beiruty
Date Posted: February/24/2011 at 09:19
Welcome to America. Young Mr. Moe, may never had the chance to be introduced to the OPer in this way in his ancestors home country. What you know is still better than why you do not know. At least yo can deal with it.
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Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: February/24/2011 at 09:28
huh????
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Posted By: koshkin
Date Posted: February/25/2011 at 11:50
bugsNbows wrote:
RifleDude wrote:
Just for clarification... THIS particular Ted's daughter won't be having any boyfriends at all anytime soon! I might allow her to start dating when she's 35.
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Good luck with that theory Ted. Mother Nature usually wins out. LOL.
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Perhaps, but my money is on Mister 12 gauge and out of town friends who know how to get rid of bodies.
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Posted By: BeltFed
Date Posted: February/25/2011 at 13:25
I think Mr. Nasty might win out.
I dated a girl once; her dad was ex-Special Forces, and a member of the Pheonx team during Vietnam. After I had asked his daughter out, a friend who new the father well, told me that if I ever did the big nasty with her, I would have to marry her or die. Took the young lady to a movie and then to the local lookout at the park. This girl was on me like a stray dog on a t-bone. The whole time the only things I could think about was; I don't want to get married now, her father used to assinate people with a gurka knife, and I don't want to die. I had her home an hour before her curfew. It was our only date.
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Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: February/25/2011 at 16:21
LOL...Probably the smartest thing you've ever done Lynn! ....Chicken little!
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Posted By: BeltFed
Date Posted: February/25/2011 at 16:37
budperm wrote:
LOL...Probably the smartest thing you've ever done Lynn! ....Chicken little! |
The daughter was Amerasian and smoken hot.
Now I have known some stone cold killers and they didn't scare me, but her dad had everything that caused me to be warey of crossing him. Just didn't see the wisdom in getting involved in a situation that wouldn't end well, for me at least.
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Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: February/25/2011 at 16:45
I applaud your good sense my friend. The OT just wouldn't be the same without cha!
Why is it the it's teh Bosses or Pritchers or police captains daughters that are the wild and freaky ones???
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Posted By: BeltFed
Date Posted: February/25/2011 at 16:55
budperm wrote:
I applaud your good sense my friend. The OT just wouldn't be the same without cha!
Why is it the it's teh Bosses or Pritchers or police captains daughters that are the wild and freaky ones??? |
I'm still above ground and vertical, have most of my parts, and I'm not living in the projects with a lazy wife and 8 kids (the future as I saw it then, if I lived )
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