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Topic: Dentist humor
Posted By: scooter65
Subject: Dentist humor
Date Posted: February/14/2011 at 07:07
The other day, a gentleman went to a Dentist's office to have a tooth pulled.  The Dentist takes out a freezing needle to give him a shot.    

"No way"! No needles! "I hate needles", the man said.  The Dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man immediately objected.

"I can't do the gas thing either; the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me"!  The Dentist then asks the gentleman if he has any objection to taking a pill.

"No objection", the man said. "I'm fine with pills".   The Dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra tablet".  The gentleman, totally at a loss for words, said in amazement, "WOW"!  "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer"!

"It doesn't", said the Dentist, "but it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth"



Replies:
Posted By: lucytuma
Date Posted: February/14/2011 at 08:15
LaughHold on tight!

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Posted By: SVT_Tactical
Date Posted: February/14/2011 at 09:29
Shocked thats gonna hurt


Posted By: tman1965
Date Posted: February/14/2011 at 11:17
Roll on Floor Laughing


Posted By: BeltFed
Date Posted: February/14/2011 at 15:23
I bet that tooth is attached to the root the patient is holding.

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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.


Posted By: bugsNbows
Date Posted: February/14/2011 at 18:12
Takes two hands to handle that whopper. LOL. Smile

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Posted By: stickbow46
Date Posted: February/14/2011 at 22:58
I've heard of a bird in the hand............Roll on Floor Laughing

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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken



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