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Topic: Breeding Bulls
Posted By: scooter65
Subject: Breeding Bulls
Date Posted: May/19/2010 at 13:41

My wife and I went to the   Great Yarmouth agricultural show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

                                                 ' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR ' 

 

 
 
 
 
 
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.' 


We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, 
                            ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR' 
 
 
 

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice! a week ! ...........You could learn a lot from him.' 


We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, 
in capital letters, 
                         'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR' 

 

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 
'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.' 

I looked at her and said, 
'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.' 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

My condition has been upgraded from critical
to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery

 



Replies:
Posted By: 300S&W
Date Posted: May/19/2010 at 13:46
 Scoot,when are ya gonna learn?

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"I ain't got time to bleed!"


Posted By: SVT_Tactical
Date Posted: May/19/2010 at 14:39
ROFLMAO

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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln


Posted By: BeltFed
Date Posted: May/19/2010 at 15:10
Roll on Floor Laughing

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Posted By: hunterwingler
Date Posted: May/19/2010 at 16:34
LMAO Great

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Posted By: lucytuma
Date Posted: May/19/2010 at 19:44
I likes it.

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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: May/19/2010 at 20:06


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Posted By: 3_tens
Date Posted: May/19/2010 at 21:22
Ed you need a new Dr. Phil..... The mustache is gone.

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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.

Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow
Now the rules have changed again.


Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: May/19/2010 at 21:29
didnt anybody ever teach you how to duck?

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343 we will never forget

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Posted By: Sgt. D
Date Posted: May/20/2010 at 07:36
I think the lesson might be: Think it, don't speak it. Crutch

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Posted By: bugsNbows
Date Posted: May/20/2010 at 10:42
Words can hurt. LOL.

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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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Posted By: SVT_Tactical
Date Posted: May/20/2010 at 10:52
So can her right hook!

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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln


Posted By: Sgt. D
Date Posted: May/20/2010 at 21:48
That looks more like those "com'er honey, knees to the face. She's been watchin the Octagon. OUCH!

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Take care of Soldiers, Show em how its done and do it with em, Run to the Fight & and hold your ground! I die my men go home! If you're a NCO and this ain't you. GET OUT! GOD BLESS AMERICA!


Posted By: cyborg
Date Posted: May/20/2010 at 22:00
  Laugh

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