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A Guy's Fairy Tale

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Topic: A Guy's Fairy Tale
Posted By: AstroVic
Subject: A Guy's Fairy Tale
Date Posted: April/13/2010 at 12:20
 
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess...
“Will you marry me?”

The Princess said “NO!”    

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
                                                         
The End 



Replies:
Posted By: Average Joe
Date Posted: April/13/2010 at 12:28

My wife read that and said" you do all that and more, and your married"  i replyed well i must have married my soul mate then.

The wife just gave me a beer and is now cooking dinner.............i'm in her good books after my answer!


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I'm classic shag nasty type.


Posted By: Blondebombshell
Date Posted: April/13/2010 at 12:38
   Joe that WAS a great answer!

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Gotta live like were dying


Posted By: AstroVic
Date Posted: April/13/2010 at 12:40
Originally posted by Blondebombshell Blondebombshell wrote:

   Joe that WAS a great answer!
 
Yes it was...but that's only because he has that ultra rare breed of "cool" wife.  Most of us have never found that elusive species! :)


Posted By: bricat
Date Posted: April/13/2010 at 13:45
VERY FUNNY!!!  Thunbs Up

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Posted By: magshooter1
Date Posted: April/13/2010 at 14:02
Some of us got lucky.  Mine gets up and fixes breakfast in the morning Mon. - Fri.  And she found the Ruger No. 1 .270 WTBY and Sako M591 7mm/08 that I own.  How cool is that.  Of course it took me 2x to find her.  1x is now on husband 3x.  Husband 2x lasted 20 months.  And I still hold the record 7 years (she got the itch and scratched it).

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Some people are educated BEYOND their intelligence.


Posted By: bugsNbows
Date Posted: April/14/2010 at 06:41
A 3 Fart Salute is on the way!

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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
               Anomymous


Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: April/14/2010 at 09:51
Originally posted by Average Joe Average Joe wrote:

My wife read that and said" you do all that and more, and your married"  i replyed well i must have married my soul mate then.

The wife just gave me a beer and is now cooking dinner.............i'm in her good books after my answer!
She was just happy you didn't smack her arounf today!


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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
--Thomas Jefferson






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