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KIDS SAY THE DARNEST THINGS!!!

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Topic: KIDS SAY THE DARNEST THINGS!!!
Posted By: budperm
Subject: KIDS SAY THE DARNEST THINGS!!!
Date Posted: November/17/2009 at 10:45

1.  WHEN ASKED HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

   
-You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.

   
-- Alan , age 10
 
   
 

   
-No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
 
   
-- Kristen , age 10
     

 
 
   
2.  WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?


 
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille , age 10

   
   
 
 
3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick , age 8
   
 
 

   
4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
 
 
Both don't want any more kids-- Lori , age 8

   
 
 

   
5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

   
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other.. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8
(isn't she a treasure)

 
--Thomas Jefferson






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Posted By: 3_tens
Date Posted: November/17/2009 at 11:16
Ricky is smart.

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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.

Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow
Now the rules have changed again.


Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: November/17/2009 at 11:53
What do you have against dump trucks???

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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
--Thomas Jefferson





Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: November/17/2009 at 18:44


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Be sure to visit,

http://www.opticstalk.com/forum_topics.asp?FID=50 - THE ED SHOW

Ju Cucarachas!!!


Posted By: Old Glory
Date Posted: January/28/2010 at 05:09
Funny



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