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Topic: Top 5 Signs
Posted By: Stephanie
Subject: Top 5 Signs
Date Posted: November/05/2009 at 12:45
Top five signs you’ve hired the wrong hunting guide:
 
5.  Your guide blows into big sea shell horn to attract game and a bunch of Vikings show up instead.
4.  Your guide is completely outfitted with "Barney" camping equipment.
3.  As you close in on a deer, your guide whispers in an Elmer Fudd voice, "Be vehhwey vehhwey quiet."
2.  He calls trees by their first names.
And the number one sign you’ve hired the wrong hunting guide:
1.   He is prone to scream, "Run, Bambi, RUN!"
 
 


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Posted By: 300S&W
Date Posted: November/05/2009 at 13:42
         
         Shocked   Uh Oh Steph!  Ya posted a bit too late.  helo18's done left on his hunt.    Roll on Floor Laughing


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Posted By: Stephanie
Date Posted: November/05/2009 at 14:50

hehe... Stinks to be him.



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"Always give people more than what they expect to get!"       



Stephanie.Price@SWFA.com   Customer Service/Sales


Posted By: BeltFed
Date Posted: November/05/2009 at 15:26
What's wrong with Barney camping equipment? He loves me!

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A democracy is 2 wolves and a sheep voting on what's for lunch. A republic is a well armed sheep disputing the results.
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Posted By: 300S&W
Date Posted: November/05/2009 at 15:46
   
                          Stare


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Posted By: scooter65
Date Posted: November/05/2009 at 15:59
Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

What's wrong with Barney camping equipment? He loves me!
 
 
thats just how you like Belt....


Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: November/05/2009 at 17:03
Somebody is getting a little confused in their second childhood! Whistling

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Posted By: Steelbenz
Date Posted: November/05/2009 at 19:26
Your a bad Girl, Steph.   Very Bad.......   But funny!!!   Wink   LOL!

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Posted By: Stephanie
Date Posted: November/06/2009 at 09:02
Originally posted by Steelbenz Steelbenz wrote:

Your a bad Girl, Steph.   Very Bad.......   But funny!!!   Wink   LOL!
LOL.

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"Always give people more than what they expect to get!"       



Stephanie.Price@SWFA.com   Customer Service/Sales


Posted By: Stephanie
Date Posted: November/06/2009 at 09:04
Originally posted by scooter65 scooter65 wrote:

Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

What's wrong with Barney camping equipment? He loves me!
 
 
thats just how you like Belt....
That's messed up! BUT FUNNY!!

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"Always give people more than what they expect to get!"       



Stephanie.Price@SWFA.com   Customer Service/Sales


Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: November/07/2009 at 16:44
Top 5 signs you're getting old........
 
 
" Hey, Sweetie, it's time to go to bed and fool around...."  
 
 
 
" Oh,.......... I don't feel so good......where did you put the Ben-Gay? "  
 


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Posted By: Trays 7940
Date Posted: November/11/2009 at 10:29
Roll on Floor Laughing  Somebody make him stop!

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Posted By: helo18
Date Posted: November/11/2009 at 10:57
Originally posted by Stephanie Stephanie wrote:


Top five signs you’ve hired the wrong hunting guide:

 

5.  Your guide blows into big sea shell horn to attract game and a bunch of Vikings show up instead.4.  Your guide is completely outfitted with "Barney" camping equipment.3.  As you close in on a deer, your guide whispers in an Elmer Fudd voice, "Be vehhwey vehhwey quiet."2.  He calls trees by their first names.And the number one sign you’ve hired the wrong hunting guide:1.   He is prone to scream, "Run, Bambi, RUN!"

 

 


Where did you find the guides secret rules? And my hunt was very successful by the way.

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GEORGE WASHINGTON


Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: November/12/2009 at 18:42
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