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Topic: Redneck Medical Terms
Posted By: Bigdaddy0381
Subject: Redneck Medical Terms
Date Posted: July/24/2009 at 12:24


Artery.......................The study of paintings.
Benign......................What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria....................Back door to cafeteria.
Barium......................What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section........A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan.....................Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize...................Made eye contact with her.
Colic.........................A sheep dog.
Coma........................A punctuation mark.
D&C........................Where Washington is.
Dilate.......................To live long.
Enema......................Not a friend.
Fester.......................Quicker than someone else.
Fibula.......................A small lie.
Genital.....................Non-Jewish person.
G.I.Series.................World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail..................What you hang your coat on.
Impotent...................Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain................Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff.............A Doctor's cane.
Morbid......................A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates.....................Cheaper than day rates.
Node.........................I knew it.
Outpatient................A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear................A fatherhood test.
Pelvis.......................Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative..........A letter carrier.
Recovery Room..........Place to do upholstery.
Rectum.....................Darn near killed him.
Secretion..................Hiding something
Seizure.....................Roman emperor.
Tablet.......................A small table.
Terminal Illness.........Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor.......................More than one.
Urine........................Opposite of you're out
Varicose....................Near by



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Posted By: BeltFed
Date Posted: July/24/2009 at 12:30
Several of these would do well in the three word story.

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A democracy is 2 wolves and a sheep voting on what's for lunch. A republic is a well armed sheep disputing the results.
--Benjamin Franklin


Posted By: bugsNbows
Date Posted: July/25/2009 at 13:06
LOL... enema, not a friend. Those are good.

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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: July/26/2009 at 13:01
 
 
 
                                  Excellent


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