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Topic: Funny Signs
Posted By: lucznik
Subject: Funny Signs
Date Posted: April/13/2009 at 11:20

WHATEVER HITS THE FAN WILL
NOT BE DISTRIBUTED EVENLY.

 

I have kleptomania,
but when it gets bad,
I take something for it.

 

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
Except that one where you're naked in church.

 

Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.

 

Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.

 

Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French
and
It's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is Where:
The Police are German,
The Chefs are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The Lovers are Swiss
and
It's all organized by the Italians.

 

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

 




Replies:
Posted By: SD Dog
Date Posted: April/13/2009 at 13:15
Laugh Above


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Stupidity & ignorance have been the foundation for many certainties.


Posted By: RONK
Date Posted: April/13/2009 at 19:12
Those were great!


Posted By: tahqua
Date Posted: April/13/2009 at 19:57
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"



I love it!


Posted By: Steelbenz
Date Posted: April/13/2009 at 21:52
I like cats too.
Let's exchange recipes.


I'm in!!!Roll on Floor Laughing

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"Don't argue with a fool! From a distance you can't really tell who's who!"


Posted By: 3_tens
Date Posted: April/13/2009 at 23:59
 a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"
 
I passed Herman in LA last week, on the way to meet Looney and squeezer.


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Folks ain't got a sense of humor no more. They don't laugh they just get sore.

Need to follow the rules. Just hard to determine which set of rules to follow
Now the rules have changed again.


Posted By: Ick
Date Posted: April/14/2009 at 10:02
lol.

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Posted By: cyborg
Date Posted: April/14/2009 at 13:15
Excellent

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An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects.

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Cyborg


Posted By: Kickboxer
Date Posted: April/15/2009 at 14:43
This was on the news:
 
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30229705 - Ick! Bogus plastic surgeon using vet tools?


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Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.

There are some who do not fear death... for they are more afraid of not really living



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