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Topic: The Cop
Posted By: David
Subject: The Cop
Date Posted: November/20/2008 at 12:27

A cop was on his horse
> waiting to cross the street, when a little girl on her new
> shiny bike stopped
> beside him.
> 'Nice bike,' the cop
> said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?'
>
> 'Yes Sir,' the little
> girl said, 'he sure did!'
>
>
> The cop looked the bike
> over and handed the girl a $5 ticket
> for a safety
> violation. 
>
>
> The cop said, 'Next
> year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on
> the back of it!'
>
>
> The young girl looked
> up at the cop and said, 'Nice horse
> you've got there Sir.
> Did Santa bring it to you?'
>

> Playing along with the
> girl, he chuckled and answered,
> 'Yes, he sure did!'
>  
>
> The little girl looked
> up at the cop and said,  'Next year tell Santa;
> The dick goes
> underneath the horse, not on top 



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Replies:
Posted By: Palehorse
Date Posted: November/20/2008 at 13:03
Kids say the darndest things.


Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: November/20/2008 at 15:12
 
                                                                                                           Laugh


Posted By: BeltFed
Date Posted: November/20/2008 at 16:04
Hmmmph, cop jokes.... I'm offended. I think he should have backed his horse up to the little girl and Horse Poop , but thay's the kind of prick I am.

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Posted By: Bigdaddy0381
Date Posted: November/21/2008 at 06:41
ED, I did not know you rode horse.


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: November/21/2008 at 07:01
 
                                                                                             Shocked


Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: November/21/2008 at 07:15
Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

Hmmmph, cop jokes.... I'm offended. I think he should have backed his horse up to the little girl and Horse Poop , but thay's the kind of prick I am.
 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAwGVNV1W0E - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAwGVNV1W0E
 
 
 


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