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Top 10 Reasons Why a Gun is Favored Over a Woman

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Topic: Top 10 Reasons Why a Gun is Favored Over a Woman
Posted By: Chris Farris
Subject: Top 10 Reasons Why a Gun is Favored Over a Woman
Date Posted: June/17/2008 at 10:42

Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman....

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.


# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.

# 7 Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

# 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

# 3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'


# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
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Posted By: mercenary1947
Date Posted: June/17/2008 at 11:09
0.  Guns love to be man-handled and used often ... and look good every morning .... not like 30 miles of bad road . Don't ya just hate that when they ask you " Does this still look good to ya baby ? " and you have to lie ! 

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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: June/17/2008 at 16:00
"...........ok...ok.......I'm awake!!!.....now GO AWAY so I can open up my eyes!!!" 


Posted By: lucytuma
Date Posted: June/17/2008 at 16:17
A list like this, must be kept out of sight.  If this falls into female hands it could be the start of my demise.

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Posted By: Big Squeeze
Date Posted: June/17/2008 at 16:22
Originally posted by mercenary1947 mercenary1947 wrote:

0.  Guns love to be man-handled and used often ... and look good every morning .... not like 30 miles of bad road . Don't ya just hate that when they ask you " Does this still look good to ya baby ? " and you have to lie ! 
................HEY ED!!!!! BRING BACK SOME MEMORIES??? I certainly hope that in yer older age, that you have acquired some better tastes!!!!.........Laugh

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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: June/17/2008 at 17:08
HEY!!  Even I could twirl that thing better than that!!!   Bandito  


Posted By: Dogger
Date Posted: June/17/2008 at 18:47
Ed that does not bear thinking about.  I need a few drinks to kill that mental image...

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Posted By: pyro6999
Date Posted: June/17/2008 at 18:59
Originally posted by mercenary1947 mercenary1947 wrote:

0.  Guns love to be man-handled and used often ... and look good every morning .... not like 30 miles of bad road . Don't ya just hate that when they ask you " Does this still look good to ya baby ? " and you have to lie ! 
 
hey church it up a little, this is a family program here!!Baseball%20Bat


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Posted By: martin3175
Date Posted: June/17/2008 at 19:15
Remember  Ron White's joke  from the  Blue Collar Tour....
the elderly man at the old folks home is asked by the old lady--" Do ya want to see me naked ? " ..he replies "Yup" ..she gets naked and he cries " Roll'em up ...roll'em up !" 


Posted By: Sgt. D
Date Posted: June/17/2008 at 19:29
Originally posted by Ed Connelly Ed Connelly wrote:

HEY!!  Even I could twirl that thing better than that!!!   Bandito  
 
 
 
 
T M I  Yikes


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: June/18/2008 at 10:27
                                                
 
                                                                      Roll%20on%20Floor%20Laughing


Posted By: mercenary1947
Date Posted: June/19/2008 at 09:41
PYRO :
 Okay I'll church it up a bit .... God ... please have mercy and a spot in thy heart for all the men who married one thing and ended up with a gawd awful mutation . One moment of silence for those fellows .


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One Shot One Kill .... *S.O.F * Head Shots Only
               SWFAM


Posted By: Bigdaddy0381
Date Posted: June/19/2008 at 11:33
Originally posted by Mr wizard Mr wizard wrote:

Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman....

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.


# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.

# 7 Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

# 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

# 3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'


# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
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yeah but they are both fun to work up a good l*&d with.
 


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Posted By: Ed Connelly
Date Posted: June/23/2008 at 18:50
.....'Cause they smoke when yer done with them??



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