Cats and Dogs
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Topic: Cats and Dogs
Posted By: cyborg
Subject: Cats and Dogs
Date Posted: March/11/2008 at 19:37
What is a Cat? > > 1. Cats do what they want. > 2. They rarely listen to you. > 3. They're totally unpredictable. > 4. When you want to play, they want to be alone. > 5. When you want to be alone, they want to play. > 6. They expect you to cater to their every whim. > 7. They're moody. > 8. They leave hair everywhere. > > CONCLUSION: > They're tiny women in little fur coats. > > What is a Dog? > > 1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. > 2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room. > 3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time. > 4. They growl when they are not happy. > 5. When you want to play, they want to play. > 6. When you want to be alone, they want to play. > 7. They leave their toys everywhere. > 8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss. > 9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you. > > CONCLUSION: > They're tiny men in little fur coats.
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