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Topic: Jim & Bob
Posted By: David
Subject: Jim & Bob
Date Posted: February/28/2008 at 10:06
Two South Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite  bar, drinking beer.
Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. 
Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college,and sign up for some classes."Bob thinks 
it's a good idea, and the two leave.The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets 
the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math,English,history, 
and Logic. "Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?" The dean says, "I'll show you.  Do you own
a weed eater?""Yeah.""Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that
 
you would have a yard.""That's true, I do have a yard.""I'm not done," the dean says. 
"Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.""Yes, I do have a  
house.""And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."
"I have a family.""I'm not done yet. Because you have a family,then logically you must have 
a wife.""Yes, I do have a wife.""And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must 
be a heterosexual.""I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all 
of that because I have a weed eater."  Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's 
hand and leaves to go
 meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed 
up for Math, English,History,and Logic."Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?"Jim says, "I'll 
show you. Do you have  a weed eater?" "No." "Then you're a queer."  


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Posted By: cyborg
Date Posted: February/28/2008 at 10:09
Yeah, I agree, cut the hogwash and get to the facts...................Laugh

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Posted By: Dogger
Date Posted: February/28/2008 at 10:43
Beauty in simplicity

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Posted By: supertool73
Date Posted: February/28/2008 at 10:45
Laugh


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Posted By: mwyates
Date Posted: February/28/2008 at 11:07
I have three weed eaters Wink.  Guess that tells you what kind of man I am.

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Posted By: ckk1106
Date Posted: February/28/2008 at 16:16
Originally posted by mwyates mwyates wrote:

I have three weed eaters Wink.  Guess that tells you what kind of man I am.

You have 3 wives? just kidding.


Posted By: silver
Date Posted: February/28/2008 at 16:22
The two up on blocks don't count!!!

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Posted By: lucytuma
Date Posted: February/28/2008 at 20:18
My wife insists on an electric weed-eater, Hmmmm.


Posted By: 3_tens
Date Posted: March/01/2008 at 18:33
I have a scag and a weedeater.
 
 
Not my wife.


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