New Posts New Posts RSS Feed - PRICELESS!!!
  FAQ FAQ  Forum Search   Events   Register Register  Login Login

Check GunBroker.com for SWFA's No Reserve and No Minimum bid firearm auctions.

PRICELESS!!!

 Post Reply Post Reply   Topic Search Topic Search  Topic Options Topic Options
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: February/02/2012 at 06:59
scooter65 View Drop Down
Optics Master Extraordinaire
Optics Master Extraordinaire
Avatar

Joined: December/29/2006
Location: mi
Status: Offline
Points: 3567
The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He
> did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have
> beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
>
> The tailgating woman was furious and honked her
> horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through
> the
> intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
>
> As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on
> her
> window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The
> officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up..
>
> He took her to the police station where she was
> searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
>
> After a couple of hours, a policeman approached
> the
> cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where
> the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
>
> He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You
> see,
> I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off
> the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him.
>
> I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper
> sticker,
> the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School'
> bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk,
> so naturally....
>
> I assumed you had stolen the car."
>
> Priceless
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: February/02/2012 at 07:32
SVT_Tactical View Drop Down
Optics Retard
Optics Retard
Avatar
Chief Sackscratch

Joined: December/17/2009
Location: NorthCackalacky
Status: Offline
Points: 28768
Excellent  You know this is all to common.
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: February/02/2012 at 14:50
stickbow46 View Drop Down
Optics Master Extraordinaire
Optics Master Extraordinaire
Avatar

Joined: January/07/2009
Location: Benton, Pa
Status: Offline
Points: 4673
Like you said"priceless" Angel
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: February/02/2012 at 15:28
lucytuma View Drop Down
Optics Jedi Knight
Optics Jedi Knight
Avatar

Joined: November/25/2007
Location: Wisconsin
Status: Offline
Points: 5389
Excellent 
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: February/02/2012 at 16:17
Kickboxer View Drop Down
MODERATOR
MODERATOR
Avatar
Moderator

Joined: February/13/2008
Status: Offline
Points: 18345
I don't have any of those things on my car...
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: February/02/2012 at 17:17
billyburl2 View Drop Down
Optics Master Extraordinaire
Optics Master Extraordinaire
Avatar

Joined: January/08/2009
Location: Cottonwood, AZ
Status: Offline
Points: 3874
Funny!
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: February/02/2012 at 17:30
trigger29 View Drop Down
Optics Master Extraordinaire
Optics Master Extraordinaire
Avatar
X = 180 Y = 90 (X+Pyro)+(Y-Pyro) = ?

Joined: September/29/2007
Location: South Dakota
Status: Offline
Points: 4299
Try explaining this to your bible beating mother in law,  who preaches to you every time you miss mass on Sunday for any reason.......... Then "Immaculately" ends up pregnant out of wedlock.......Twice.
 Post Reply Post Reply
  Share Topic   

Forum Jump Forum Permissions View Drop Down

Similar Threads: "PRICELESS!!!"
Subject Author Forum Replies Last Post
There are no similar posts.


This page was generated in 0.219 seconds.