Was emailed to me awhile back, don't know if anyone else received it, but wanted to share, enjoy!!
Subject: Fwd: FW: cruise opportunity for those 'active' tourist
THE ULTIMATE ADVENTURE CRUISE
To The Point is excited to offer the ultimate adventure cruise
along the pirate-infested coast of Somalia!
We board our luxury cruise ship in Djibouti on the Gulf of Aden
near the entrance to the Red Sea, and disembark in Mombassa , Kenya
seven adrenaline-charged days later.
Starting at $5,200 per-person (double occupancy, inside room)
and $6,900 (veranda complete with bench rest), you'll relax like never
That's because you are welcome to bring your own arsenal with
you. If you don't have your own weapons, you can rent them from our
onboard Master Gunsmith. Enjoy reloading parties every afternoon with
skeet and marksmanship competitions every night!
But the best fun of all, of course, is Pirate Target Practice.
For the object of the cruise is to sail up and down the Somali
Coast waiting to get hijacked by pirates. The weapons rental costs are
Rent a full auto M-16 for only $25/day with ammo attractively
priced at $16 per 100 rounds of 5.56 armor-piercing:
On a budget? Rent a full-auto scope-mounted AK-47 for only
$9/day with 7.62 ball ammo at $12 per 100 rounds
Hello! Nothing gets a pirate's attention like a Barrett M-107
50-cal sniper rifle; only $59/day with 25 rounds of armor-piercing ammo
affordably priced at only $29.95.
Need a spotter? Our professional crew members can double as
spotters for only $30/hour (spotting scope included, but gratuities are
Want to make a real impact? Rent an RPG for only $175/day with
three fragmentation rounds included!
Also included: Free complimentary night vision equipment - and
throughout the night, coffee, pastries and snacks are always available
on the main deck from 7pm until 6am.
Our deluxe package comes complete with gourmet meals and all
rooms offer a mini-bar.
But that's not all! Twin mounted miniguns are available for
rental at only $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire!
We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking
attempts by pirates or you'll receive an instant $1,000 refund upon
arrival in Mombassa.
How can we make that guarantee? We operate at 5 knots just
beyond 12 nautical miles off the coast of Somalia , thus in
international waters where pirates have no rights whatever. In fact, we
make three passes through the area's most treacherous waters to ensure
maximum visibility by Somali "mother ships".
We repeat this for five days, making three complete passes past
the entire Somali Coast . At night, the boat is fully lit and bottle
rockets are shot every five minutes with loud disco music directionally
beamed shoreside to attract maximum attention.
Testimonials from previous participants in the Somali Cruise:
"Six attacks in 4 days were more than I expected. I bagged three
pirates, my wife nailed two, and my 12-year old son sank two boats with
the mini-gun. This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family" --
Fred D., Cincinnati , OH
"Pirates 0, Passengers 32! Well worth the trip! Can't recommend
it highly enough!" -- Ben L., Bethesda , MD
"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in ' Nam .
Don't worry about getting shot by pirates... they never even got close
to the ship with the crap they shoot and their lousy aim... reminds me
of a drunken juicer door-gunner we picked up from the motor pool in Phu
Bai!" -- Dan J. - Denver , CO