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Linda Burnett, 26, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws
and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence. The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault
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There have been two people in the U.S.A. that were shot in the back of the head in a theater.  I'm sure you all know that one was Abe Lincoln.Can anyone name the other?
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John Dillinger???
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Well.....Wild Bill Hickok was in a saloon.....Number 10 in Deadwood.....Ben Thompson and King Fisher were shot to death in a theater in San Antonio......


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Was the dough still usable. Shame to think there were no crescent rolls for supper.
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Originally posted by jonoMT jonoMT wrote:

Was the dough still usable. Shame to think there were no crescent rolls for supper.

Hahaha...
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Couple more shots and I'll give the answer.
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Wasn't there a shooting in FL a few months ago over the guy in front of him texting and making a lot of noise?
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Nope, how about one more try.
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OK Skip, uncle, uncle! Whacko
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