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    Posted: July/29/2010 at 11:40
There are over 11,000 male urologists in the US. But now a few women have entered the field.
A man goes to a female urologist for an exam. The female doctor says, "I am going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say 99."
The guy obeys and says, "99!"
The doctor says, "Great. Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say 99."
Again, the guy says, "99." The doctor said, "Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I am going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I am going to hold on to your penis."
Now take a deep breath and say 99."
The guy begins, "One...two...three.."
I wasn't upset about the black cat crossing my path this morning but mouthing "your fu@#ed" as he passed was just rude.

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LOL!!!!
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snort!!!  lmao
 
I would have started with a negative number.


Edited by scooter65 - July/29/2010 at 12:34
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote bugsNbows Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July/29/2010 at 15:11
LOL, that's great!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote budperm Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July/30/2010 at 18:05
I only got to three also!!! Embarrased
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Oh man! That's to funny!
If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
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