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hunterwingler
Optics Master Joined: April/03/2009 Location: Idaho Status: Offline Points: 1420 |
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Posted: July/29/2010 at 11:40 |
There are over 11,000 male urologists in the US. But now a few women have entered the field.
A man goes to a female urologist for an exam. The female doctor says, "I am going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say 99." The guy obeys and says, "99!" The doctor says, "Great. Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say 99." Again, the guy says, "99." The doctor said, "Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I am going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I am going to hold on to your penis." Now take a deep breath and say 99." The guy begins, "One...two...three.." |
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I wasn't upset about the black cat crossing my path this morning but mouthing "your fu@#ed" as he passed was just rude.
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SVT_Tactical
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LOL!!!!
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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be" - Abraham Lincoln
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scooter65
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: December/29/2006 Location: mi Status: Offline Points: 3567 |
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snort!!! lmao
I would have started with a negative number. Edited by scooter65 - July/29/2010 at 12:34 |
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bugsNbows
Optics God bowsNbugs Joined: March/10/2008 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 11200 |
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LOL, that's great!
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If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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I only got to three also!!!
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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stickbow46
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: January/07/2009 Location: Benton, Pa Status: Offline Points: 4678 |
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Pearls of Wisdom are Heard not Spoken
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billyburl2
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: January/08/2009 Location: Cottonwood, AZ Status: Offline Points: 4015 |
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Oh man! That's to funny!
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If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
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