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Jacob and Rebecca, an older couple, living in Florida, decided to get married. 

All were excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a Drugstore.  Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

 

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"  P

Pharmacist: "All kinds"

 

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

 

Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

 

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

 

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

 

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

 

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

 

Jacob: "Adult diapers?

"Pharmacist:"Sure."

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

 

 

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