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Son of Ed ![]() Chuck Norris ![]() ![]() Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Offline Points: 103621 |
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I just got a text from the Youth Department....I need to do SIX LOADS of brats tomorrow to the Museum...
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Mornin gents
Ed, quit complaining. You're getting paid to burn somebody else's gas.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Son of Ed ![]() Chuck Norris ![]() ![]() Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Offline Points: 103621 |
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Welp, the Stanley Cup just got delivered to my house. I put three quarts of rum in it.....
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Son of Ed ![]() Chuck Norris ![]() ![]() Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Offline Points: 103621 |
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![]() Speaking of burning gas....I was about to Run Out of Gas by the last load yesterday....I did twelve round trips down to the Baylor campus and was on fumes by the time I finished up. I used up 3/4 of a tank in that bus. (!) So... the kids drove me nuts and at the end I was sweating that I was gonna run outa gas on I-35! ![]() ![]() |
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Dogger ![]() Optics Jedi Knight ![]() ![]() Joined: January/02/2007 Location: Ontario, Canada Status: Offline Points: 7083 |
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No good looking bus monitors?
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God save the Empire!
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Son of Ed ![]() Chuck Norris ![]() ![]() Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Offline Points: 103621 |
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Actually there were TWO All-American Hotties! One went with me for ONE voyage and the other girl was kind of a boss so she showed up at the museum in her car and I didn't see much of her....( she's at the Y all day long...but I'm always outside in a bus..)
The rest of them look like Rap Music Ghetto rejects....even the white girls...kind of like the trash you see protesting on TV....
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Son of Ed ![]() Chuck Norris ![]() ![]() Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Offline Points: 103621 |
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TODAY I'm going to do my regular Friday run of bringing several loads of "kiddies" to the YMCA pool from a school district in Waco....(we got THREE Pools....we are a BIG HONKING YMCA!!)....
That Summer Camp has got FOUR Hotties over there! Now THEY are pretty freakin' HOT. ![]() ![]() Oh, Jesus.... (One girl wears her swimsuit on the way BACK sitting behind me on the bus...) When she's loading the kids back on the bus she's standing right next to my seat by the loading DOOR HANDLE! ( so her butt is eye-level with ME..... ) ![]() |
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Son of Ed ![]() Chuck Norris ![]() ![]() Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Offline Points: 103621 |
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It's hard to look at....
![]() * the big boss lady over there is probably a school teacher during the school year. She supervises The young Hotties. umm....like, she's freakin' HOT, too! ( probably 30)..... ![]() ![]() ![]() Edited by Son of Ed - July/01/2022 at 06:49 |
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Mornin gents
Ed, I know exactly what you're talking about. Just remember, what would a babe like that want with a wrinkled up old prune like you other than hot sex.......................................ual harassment suits. She figures the Y has lots of money, and after she gets a big settlement, she won't have to put up with those brats anymore. After all, you think she cares if you lose your job and get labeled as a sex offender if she ends up with loads of money.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Scrumbag ![]() Optics Master Extraordinaire ![]() ![]() Joined: October/22/2013 Location: London, UK Status: Offline Points: 3633 |
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Happy Friday folks!
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Was sure I had a point when I started this post...
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Son of Ed ![]() Chuck Norris ![]() ![]() Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Offline Points: 103621 |
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You think it'll work???!!!
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BeltFed ![]() Optics Retard ![]() ![]() Joined: February/12/2008 Location: Ky Status: Offline Points: 21154 |
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It's up to you, you shriveled up old prune.
Evening gents
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Scrumbag ![]() Optics Master Extraordinaire ![]() ![]() Joined: October/22/2013 Location: London, UK Status: Offline Points: 3633 |
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Hello you treasonous, deplorable reprobates! Happy Independence Day. Enjoy your day off and you'd better not slack tomorrow!
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Was sure I had a point when I started this post...
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![]() The Colonists celebrate the Fourth of July..... ![]() "Eduardo has discovered that if you dump in about ten drops of Tabasco Brand Habanero sauce into your glass of Dos Equis piss water that it will actually taste almost like real beer...try it!" ![]() ![]() |
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Son of Ed ![]() Chuck Norris ![]() ![]() Joined: June/18/2011 Location: TEXAS Status: Offline Points: 103621 |
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Evening gents
I had to work today. I think tomorrow I will be a lazy slug, or I will be a real ball of fire. Either way, it will be my choice.
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Scrumbag ![]() Optics Master Extraordinaire ![]() ![]() Joined: October/22/2013 Location: London, UK Status: Offline Points: 3633 |
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Morming all!
Looks a nice day here in London. Currentlygot a guy here trying to unblock our drains. The joys of living in an appartment... Ed, I always find that if you have to add something to beer to make it taste OK, you need a different beer. I used to quite like Steiner Bock when I visited Texas
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Was sure I had a point when I started this post...
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Howdy peeps.
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