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I just got a text from the Youth Department....I need to do SIX LOADS of brats tomorrow to the Museum...   Roll Eyes





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Ed, quit complaining. You're getting paid to burn somebody else's gas.
Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Speaking of burning gas....I was about to Run Out of Gas by the last load yesterday....I did twelve round trips down to the Baylor campus and was on fumes by the time I finished up. I used up 3/4 of a tank in that bus. (!) So... the kids drove me nuts and at the end I was sweating that I was gonna run outa gas on I-35!   Say What



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Actually there were TWO All-American Hotties! One went with me for ONE voyage and the other girl was kind of a boss so she showed up at the museum in her car and I didn't see much of her....( she's at the Y all day long...but I'm always outside in a bus..)

The rest of them look like Rap Music Ghetto rejects....even the white girls...kind of like the trash you see protesting on TV....





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TODAY I'm going to do my regular Friday run of bringing several loads of "kiddies" to the YMCA pool from a school district in Waco....(we got THREE Pools....we are a BIG HONKING YMCA!!)....

That Summer Camp has got FOUR Hotties over there! Now THEY are pretty freakin' HOT.  Bucky However one girl drives her car instead of getting on the bus...and when they get to the pool some of them put on swimsuits.....(OMG).....!   Big Grin

Oh, Jesus....  (One girl wears her swimsuit on the way BACK sitting behind me on the bus...) When she's loading the kids back on the bus she's standing right next to my seat by the loading DOOR HANDLE! ( so her butt is eye-level with ME..... ) Shocked I turn my head and I am ten inches away from swimsuit crotch Nirvana....







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It's hard to look at....Bucky.....she's probably 19 or 20. But somebody has to do it.

* the big boss lady over there is probably a school teacher during the school year. She supervises The young Hotties.   umm....like, she's freakin' HOT, too! ( probably 30)..... Light It Up  She wears short shorts and a tee shirt every day...( I see them on Fridays...) She gets on the bus after EVERY LOAD (coming and going!) to double check the head-count and she's bending over the front seat to talk to the group. Her booty is pointing at the bus driver and the windshield. Her booty jiggles when she walks like Jell-O. She waves at me when she gets off and at the end of the day. She chats with me about when the next load will be ready when I return. When she texts me she signs it MS. XYZ.....  Roll Eyes       ( so I guess I got her phone number...)    Bandito     









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Mornin gents

Ed, I know exactly what you're talking about. 
Just remember, what would a babe like that want with a wrinkled up old prune like you other than hot sex.......................................ual harassment suits. She figures the Y has lots of money, and after she gets a big settlement, she won't have to put up with those brats anymore. After all, you think she cares if you lose your job and get labeled as a sex offender if she ends up with loads of money. 
Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Happy Friday folks!
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Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

Mornin gents

Ed, I know exactly what you're talking about. 
Just remember, what would a babe like that want with a wrinkled up old prune like you other than hot sex.......................................ual harassment suits. She figures the Y has lots of money, and after she gets a big settlement, she won't have to put up with those brats anymore. After all, you think she cares if you lose your job and get labeled as a sex offender if she ends up with loads of money. 

You think it'll work???!!!    Bucky       
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It's up to you, you shriveled up old prune.

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Hello you treasonous, deplorable reprobates! Happy Independence Day. Enjoy your day off and you'd better not slack tomorrow!
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Evening gents
I had to work today. I think tomorrow I will be a lazy slug, or I will be a real ball of fire. Either way, it will be my choice.
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Morming all!

Looks a nice day here in London. Currentlygot a guy here trying to unblock our drains. The joys of living in an appartment...

Ed, I always find that if you have to add something to beer to make it taste OK, you need a different beer. I used to quite like Steiner Bock when I visited Texas


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Howdy peeps.
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