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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January/22/2009 at 10:09
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Good Morning O.T.

Just thought I would start a place were we can drop in for some morning coffee and
talk about local News,sports,weather etc. I would love to hear what's going on in your area. Big Grin
 
Dallas News:
 
Friends Mourn Teen Killed in Crash
 

Funeral plans are being made for a Wise County high school student who was killed in a car crash Wednesday morning.

A 16-year-old girl died in a car crash less than a mile from school early Wednesday morning in Decatur.
 
Friends Mourn Wise Co. Student Killed in Crash
Chelsea Lunt, 16, lost control of her truck and rolled it on state Highway 287 less than a mile from campus.

After classes, hundreds of Lunt's classmates gathered at a church vigil while others consoled each other at the location of her crash.

"I think the world is just going to miss her smile," said one Lunt's close friends. "She was always happy, she was always smiling. She was always trying to get everyone else to smile."

Lunt's classmates said she was the kind of girl that brought people together and students said they have never felt closer as a school since her passing. 

Many felt it might be her spirit at work but said they would trade that feeling for just one more day with their friend.

Dallas Weather:
 
1-22-09
 
Wind: SSW at 15 mphSunrise: 7:28 AM

Humidity: 27%Sunset: 5:51 PM

Precip.: 0%   H 78°F Sunny

Dallas Sports:
 
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norm coleman and al frankens election stuff is set to open up in court on monday
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   Been here in WV for 33yrs and still nothing much happening that's news worthy. GOOD! Will say that we had the lowest temp the other morning that I've seen since I've lived in this house(16+yrs)...-9.2.  Coldest I've seen since I've lived in WV was -22 w/a wind chill of -75. Water in the camode froze!
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Originally posted by 300S&W 300S&W wrote:

Water in the camode froze!
 
Yikes  LaughReally!! That's crazy.
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ive seen -70 without the wind
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yes its best to stay home, not even try to start your car, in fact its better you dont, stuff breaks at those temps. just pray the heater keeps your house warm till it all passes
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Sorry guys but this is sooooo funnnnnny!!!!!!
 
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Underwear dust


One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go un-rewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.   'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.   'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'

She replied ...'It's not talcum powder. .....It's 'Miracle Grow'

 

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  THANKS,just spit out some perfectly good coffee. GOOD joke though!
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Originally posted by 300S&W 300S&W wrote:

  THANKS,just spit out some perfectly good coffee. GOOD joke though!
 
 
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Little late for coffee now, but this could be really good right here . Excellent
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sounds like the husband that suggested his wife use toilet paper to get a bigger bust. His wife replied, "I'm not going to stuff my bra, why would you suggest that?" Husband says, "I didn't say stuff, I mean just wipe them with toilet paper once in a while. It worked on your butt.
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i was watching something on tv last night about coffee, and there was some sort of coffee that sold for $300 a pound roasted, it costs $25 a cup!! but they said it is the mecca of coffee, its more like an experience than a beverage and then they showed the "animal coffee"Shocked
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What not to say to the nice policeman:

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector was unplugged.
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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his beautiful, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I've got mail!"
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Someone saw a blonde eating a Tootsie Roll Pop and asked her, "So, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll - Tootsie Pop?"

Without a thought, the blonde replied, "Beats me, but it took almost the whole day just to lick through the wrapper."
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there was motorcycle cop sitting on top of an over pass running radar on traffic approaching him, a little red sports car went whizzing past him at 90mph, so he promptly pulled the guy over. license and registration please, and what do you need to be driving so dang fast for mister? the cop asked. well you see sir, im a doctor, the cop pulled his shades down a little in intrest to hear more. oh really what kind of doctor are you? well, sir, its sorta imbarrassing, but im a rectum stretching doctor. the cop looked at him in disbelief, and said how does work? the guy says well i first start with a finger then two then three then the whole hand then an arm then another arm then a leg then the other leg until the rectum is stretched out to about 6ft tall. the cop takes of the sun glasses and says my word, what in the world do you ever do with a 6ft tall rectum?? the guy in the car without missing a beat says, well you give him a badge a motorcycle and radar gun and park him on top of an over pass.
price of the ticket $350 look on cops face priceless
Direct Link To This Post Posted: January/23/2009 at 12:46
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Your idea reminded me of this article I had in my photobucket.
 
A happy couple......
 
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a very successful ob/gyn dr decided one day that he had enough of the medical field and decided to persue a new career. he quit his job and went to school to become an auto mechanic. he took all the classes and when it came time to do his last final before he graduated he got a little nervous. so he studied hard and took the test, the next day the grades were posted and he was confused, it showed his grade as 150%, so he found the auto shop professor and said im confused, how did i score 150% on the final when 100% is all that is possible? the professor said well its simple, i gave you a test to disasemble a cars engine ok so thats 50% i then asked you to reasemble the cars engine which was also worth 50%, the student interupted, but thats still only 100%! the professor said, yeah thats right, but i gave you and extra 50% because you are the first student who was able to do all that through the tail pipe.
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Originally posted by Bigdaddy0381 Bigdaddy0381 wrote:

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his beautiful, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I've got mail!"
 
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Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.  
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit.  I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it.    Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole.  It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs.  Smith

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That kind of happen to my brother different story. Kid can draw some crazy stuff.

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Originally posted by Stephanie Stephanie wrote:

That kind of happen to my brother different story. Kid can draw some crazy stuff.

 Do tell !! your  queen'ness
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