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budperm
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Oh and don't worry non of us here can spell worth a flyin....
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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DCAMM94
Optics Master Extraordinaire Joined: April/19/2008 Location: Fort Worth Status: Offline Points: 3491 |
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Mornin' Gents. Don't you just love when the wife sells something on craigslist and tells you on the MORNING the person wants to pick it up that you need to move it downstairs? That was me this morning - I think she forgot I had knee surgery 10 days ago...
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Although personally I am quite content with existing explosives, I feel we must not stand in the path of improvement. -Winston Churchill
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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SO obviously you were tempted to break it off in her rear end...
The real question is did you risk bodily injury making her happy?!?!? Probably....YES
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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DCAMM94
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Not yet - but I'm about to go home and do it now, apparently. There will be few words spoken.
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Although personally I am quite content with existing explosives, I feel we must not stand in the path of improvement. -Winston Churchill
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cheaptrick
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Take a chain saw up stairs and ask the Missus "where is it?"
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If at first you don't secede...try..try again.
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budperm
Optics Retard show me your sheep!! Joined: January/01/2009 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31710 |
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LOL, I like the way Mark thinks sometimes!!!
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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BeltFed
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What did she sell, dresser, chest of drawers, couch, king size bed, gun vault; what?
Mornin comrades Bomb tech huh. We would get along well. I hear Penn. is a MG friendly State |
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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budperm
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Deck, DO NOT risk more injury! If she can't understand that your already way in over your head....
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"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
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BeltFed
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I like the way Mark thinks most times
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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BeltFed
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Yes dear. |
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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BeltFed
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Hey Deck, just grab one of those guys on the side of the road holding the sign that says "WILL WORK FOR FOOD". IF he accepts tell him you'll give him a steak dinner for his labor. When he's done the work tell your wife that you had to hire him to save your knee and she owes him a steak dinner at Ruths Chris or some other such place.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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DCAMM94
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I just moved it. It's one of those kids' kitchen sets made of MDF. In other words, it's heavier than lead. Icing knee now. I'm just going to sit here and be irritated for a while...
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Although personally I am quite content with existing explosives, I feel we must not stand in the path of improvement. -Winston Churchill
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BeltFed
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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Peddler
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Wow this has turned out to be WTF?
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When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.It is difficult only for others.
It is the same when you are stupid. |
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Peddler
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Nite all.
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When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.It is difficult only for others.
It is the same when you are stupid. |
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Son of Ed
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I used to work for Mayflower down in San Antonio in 1970. The worst thing we ever did ( out of a million...) was carrying a Doctor's Office Scale downstairs!
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Visit the Ed Show
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Son of Ed
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Son of Ed
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It's like trying to get a dead cow out of the barn!
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Visit the Ed Show
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Son of Ed
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Son of Ed
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" When building barns, plan for things like that! "
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