New Posts New Posts RSS Feed - Only in America
  FAQ FAQ  Forum Search   Events   Register Register  Login Login

Check GunBroker.com for SWFA's No Reserve and No Minimum bid firearm auctions.

Only in America

 Post Reply Post Reply   Topic Search Topic Search  Topic Options Topic Options
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: August/01/2016 at 02:20
8shots View Drop Down
Optics Jedi Knight
Optics Jedi Knight
Avatar
Lord Of The Flies

Joined: March/14/2007
Location: South Africa
Status: Offline
Points: 5756

How it works......... IN THE USA

 

 

John Smith, an Americian started the day early having set his alarm clock
(MADE IN JAPAN )
for 6 am …


While his coffeepot
(MADE IN CHINA)


was perking, he shaved with his
electric razor

(MADE IN HONG KONG)

 


He put on a
dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA),

 


designer jeans
(MADE IN SINGAPORE)


and
tennis shoes

(MADE IN KOREA)


After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet

(MADE IN INDIA)


he sat down with his
calculator

(MADE IN MEXICO)


to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch

(MADE IN TAIWAN )



to the radio
(MADE IN INDIA )


he got in his car
(MADE IN GERMANY )


filled it with GAS

(from Saudi Arabia )


and continued his search
for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.


At the end of yet another discouraging
and fruitless day
checking his DELL Computer
( made in MALAYSIA ),



John decided to relax for a while.

He put on his sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL ),



poured himself a glass of wine
(MADE IN FRANCE )


and turned on his TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA ),



and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job

in AMERICA


AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT



MADE IN KENYA

You gotta keep this one circulating! 

Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: August/01/2016 at 04:01
Peddler View Drop Down
Optics Jedi Master
Optics Jedi Master
Avatar

Joined: July/04/2012
Location: Oswego,NY
Status: Offline
Points: 9060
👍👍👍
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: August/01/2016 at 07:46
SVT_Tactical View Drop Down
Optics Retard
Optics Retard
Avatar
Chief Sackscratch

Joined: December/17/2009
Location: NorthCackalacky
Status: Offline
Points: 28768

Now that's both funny and disheartening all at the same time.

Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: August/01/2016 at 09:03
Son of Ed View Drop Down
Optics Retard
Optics Retard
Avatar

Joined: June/18/2011
Location: TEXAS
Status: Offline
Points: 53941












       

" Eduardo's gonna have a cup of Colombian coffee with some Irish whiskey in it and go polish up his rifle that was made in Finland with some Renaissance Wax that's made in England. " 






       






Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: August/01/2016 at 09:05
Son of Ed View Drop Down
Optics Retard
Optics Retard
Avatar

Joined: June/18/2011
Location: TEXAS
Status: Offline
Points: 53941

" ....then he's going to go outside and see if the Mexicans are finished with the lawn...."






Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: August/01/2016 at 09:53
BeltFed View Drop Down
Optics God
Optics God
Avatar

Joined: February/12/2008
Location: Ky
Status: Offline
Points: 16102
I remember when it was predicted that this would happen.
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: August/01/2016 at 10:29
3_tens View Drop Down
Optics Jedi Knight
Optics Jedi Knight
Avatar

Joined: January/08/2007
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7182
It is called a GLOBAL ECONOMY This is when all the rest of the globe has an economy. This is what REGAN wanted.  Loco
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: August/01/2016 at 10:54
Son of Ed View Drop Down
Optics Retard
Optics Retard
Avatar

Joined: June/18/2011
Location: TEXAS
Status: Offline
Points: 53941
I don't care if the rest of the world has an economy, as long as we have an economy, too!  



An Obama Dollar






Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: August/01/2016 at 11:03
Son of Ed View Drop Down
Optics Retard
Optics Retard
Avatar

Joined: June/18/2011
Location: TEXAS
Status: Offline
Points: 53941


Looks like all the notes are the same size these days....

Remember when they used to get bigger according to denomination?  














Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: August/01/2016 at 11:08
Son of Ed View Drop Down
Optics Retard
Optics Retard
Avatar

Joined: June/18/2011
Location: TEXAS
Status: Offline
Points: 53941




Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: August/01/2016 at 13:00
3_tens View Drop Down
Optics Jedi Knight
Optics Jedi Knight
Avatar

Joined: January/08/2007
Location: Oklahoma
Status: Offline
Points: 7182
Originally posted by Son of Ed Son of Ed wrote:

I don't care if the rest of the world has an economy, as long as we have an economy, too!  



An Obama Dollar






Before second term!
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: August/01/2016 at 16:45
Son of Ed View Drop Down
Optics Retard
Optics Retard
Avatar

Joined: June/18/2011
Location: TEXAS
Status: Offline
Points: 53941






Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: August/03/2016 at 10:47
Son of Ed View Drop Down
Optics Retard
Optics Retard
Avatar

Joined: June/18/2011
Location: TEXAS
Status: Offline
Points: 53941




 Post Reply Post Reply
  Share Topic   

Forum Jump Forum Permissions View Drop Down

Similar Threads: "Only in America"
Subject Author Forum Replies Last Post
CZ 455 America Combo Morebravo Rimfire / Airgun 0
IOR with only 40 moa adjustment? lonewolfgun Tactical Scopes 3 11/18/2005 1:17:02 PM
Only Thing Left to do on AR15 is Bipod macky Rifle Scopes 11 5/17/2006 3:29:56 PM
Why I use only Leupold sherm Rifle Scopes 69 12/30/2006 7:24:59 AM
Gang of Five-members only Roy Finn Firearms 14 3/9/2007 6:41:31 PM
Only one rifle for everything??? LongShotz Rifle Scopes 7 12/17/2004 8:43:39 PM
Will only Zeiss eyepieces work with phoenixdawg Spotting Scopes 0 4/24/2007 9:03:40 PM
3 guns for North America ckk1106 General Hunting 56
Burris-Made in America? KYHunter Rifle Scopes 3 1/13/2005 10:15:08 PM
scope for Kimber Super America 300 WSM nolanrd Rifle Scopes 6 5/14/2005 2:19:05 PM


This page was generated in 0.266 seconds.