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Ole is drining himself under the table in a bar when Sven comes in and sits down next to him.    
Ole, Ole, ... vat's wrong?   8:24:23 AM
Vell, says Ole,   8:24:30 AM
you know I gots married yesterday.   8:24:41 AM
Ya, says Sven, what could possibly have gone wrong?   8:25:04 AM
Vell, says Ole, vit out tinking dis morning I puts a 20 under my wifes pillow.   8:25:38 AM
I can'ts go home now an face her.   8:25:54 AM
Vell, Ole, says Sven, juuust tell her you wanted to give her some money to buy a present and didn't vant to vaker her up.   8:26:39 AM
No, no, no. says Ole, youus don't under stand,   8:26:59 AM
Vit out vaking up she gave me $10 change. 8:27:23 AM
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Holy crap BATMAN... sorry for all the useless text on that post.
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Ohh, I don't think it's totally useless...I think I see my lotto numbers for tonight!!  Bucky
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I thought it was code in case Liarry was lurking.
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OH CRAP!!!!!!!!! It's the GUMBLAR virus.....
 
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Scooter, I bet the girls a Eharomny love your typeing skills when getting to know each other.
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