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A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new Stud Rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "Ok old fart, time for you retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle all of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it, you are washed up and I am taking over."
The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you ahead start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and -BOOM- he blows the young rooster to bits.
 
The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,"Dammit, that's the third gay rooster I bought this month."
 
Moral of this story?
 
Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age, skill, and treachery will always overcome youth and arrogance!!!!!
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I saw the title of this thread and tought it would be 2 pictures. One of Dogger and one of Budperm. But it wasn't. Probably wouldn't get many hits if it was there pic's anyhow.
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Well if that was true BD the picture would be of me and bud running away from you.
 
Now, where is that shotgun!
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GOOD MORNING!!!!! Dogger.
 
 
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How's it goin' BD!
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Craig, you want to borrow my Mossberg 500 with the pistol grip and extended magazine?
I'll even throw in a case of Buck and rock salt shells!
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Geez BD, I only turned 51 2 weeks ago... now Dogger...he is Oooold!   Cool
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Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

Geez BD, I only turned 51 2 weeks ago... now Dogger...he is Oooold!   Cool
 
LOL .... 
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We'll seem if you're still laughing with a butt full of rock salt BD!
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Originally posted by Dogger Dogger wrote:

We'll seem if you're still laughing with a butt full of rock salt BD!
 
LOL, will just bring back some great memories.
 
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 ????  Now what do you say to that?????
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Originally posted by Bigdaddy0381 Bigdaddy0381 wrote:

Originally posted by Dogger Dogger wrote:

We'll seem if you're still laughing with a butt full of rock salt BD!
 
LOL, will just bring back some great memories.
 
yeah brings back bad memories rock salt and my butt don't mix. (she wasn't worth it) long story from been a teenager lol.
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Originally posted by hunterwingler hunterwingler wrote:

Originally posted by Bigdaddy0381 Bigdaddy0381 wrote:

Originally posted by Dogger Dogger wrote:

We'll seem if you're still laughing with a butt full of rock salt BD!
 
LOL, will just bring back some great memories.
 
yeah brings back bad memories rock salt and my butt don't mix. (she wasn't worth it) long story from been a teenager lol.
 
The never are my friend.
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  ???? HUH??? type english please! 
 
                             
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Don't you be hassling BD just because Yoda was his English teacher bud.
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Originally posted by Bigdaddy0381 Bigdaddy0381 wrote:

Originally posted by hunterwingler hunterwingler wrote:

Originally posted by Bigdaddy0381 Bigdaddy0381 wrote:

Originally posted by Dogger Dogger wrote:

We'll seem if you're still laughing with a butt full of rock salt BD!
 
LOL, will just bring back some great memories.
 
yeah brings back bad memories rock salt and my butt don't mix. (she wasn't worth it) long story from been a teenager lol.
 
The never are my friend.
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Eu tryed para datilografá-lo tão arrumado como eu poderia. Espero que isto faça mais desde então para você e você pode understaind ele.
 
 
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Originally posted by Dogger Dogger wrote:

Don't you be hassling BD just because Yoda was his English teacher bud.
 
Thats what I like about you Craig!!!  Dogger is the PERFECT username for you.
No matter how many times BD kicks you, you remain loyal!
 
GOOD BOY, Give yourself a doggy treat!
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BD considering how good your engrish is I can't imagine how badly you butcher french for PePe ye Pew you are, only in spirit!
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Dogger is my buddy.
 
It's not french.
 
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We all need buddies as loyal as he!
 
Might as well be french... it's all gibberish to me!
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Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

We all need buddies as loyal as he!
 
Might as well be french... it's all gibberish to me!
 
 
Yup yup, He is a good dude. I WILL go up  have a beer with him one day and i will be wearing armor just in case he has a relaps and remembers some of the stuff I said a few years ago. lol
 
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Ya those re:laps are a bitch!
 
The sparring helps keep me youngmiddleaged,  less old!
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Originally posted by Dogger Dogger wrote:

Ya those re:laps are a bitch!
 
The sparring helps keep me youngmiddleaged,  less old!
 
Staying young at heart is definitely the best medicine!
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