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  A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above:,   
She was sitting  on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, 
      
        "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?" 

  
        "I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice 
      big joint.  Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every 
     week, and eat only junk food.  On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I 
     don't exercise at all." 
        
     "That is absolutely amazing!  How old are you?" 
    
    "Forty," she replied 

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She used to work for us. No kidden.
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Looks like an ole' hag my Dad used to know. Gross. Loco
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