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There was a bit of confusion while shopping this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."  Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should run my debit card through the reader. They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!

 

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. 

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Roll on Floor Laughing
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Surprised she didn't ask who you were going to please with "that"!  Loco
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She had momentarily lost the ability to speak throught the tears of laughter....  That in itself made the shopping trip worth while! Bucky
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I'm surprised she didn't run out of the store with you.
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Again she had lost the capacity to do anything other than Laugh, cry and twitch...
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Did she manage to get in a comment about your sheepish drawers? Or call you "Shorty"?


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Well the drawers aren't mine, I never wear white....too revealing!
 
Gotta wonder just whos drawers your playing with!  Hope their clean.
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Oh and I believe th e term of endearment was.... Stumpy. Smile
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Well "Stumpy" is a lot better than "Twiggy"!    Bucky
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Or Matchstick Whacko
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