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SUMBICH


A  filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a

party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors.  He also invited
Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood.  He held the party
around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.

Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp,
oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women.  At the height of
the party, the host said, 'I have a 10 ft man-eating gator in my pool
and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump
in.'  The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud
splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!

Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass!


     Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs,
throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the
tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo
Instructor.

          The water was churning and splashing everywhere.  Both
Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell.


          Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the
top like a dime store goldfish.  Leroy then slowly climbed out of the
pool.  Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

          Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a
million dollars,'

          'No, that's okay.  I don't want it,' said Leroy.

         

 The rich man said, ‘Man, I have to give you something.

          You won the bet How about half a million bucks then?'

          'No thanks, I don't want it,' answered Leroy.


          The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something.
That was amazing.  How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock
options?'

          Again Leroy said no.

        Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what do
you want?'

          Leroy said, 'I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me
in the pool!'

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Ed...His name is Ed Connelly, and Cyborg put him up to it!!! LOL
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My wife had an uncle that always said 'sumbich'..... and he also said "them sons-a-biches" not sure why he changed the front part, but it always made me bust out laughing..... this did too.
 
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