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Big Squeeze
Optics Master Extraordinaire GOOGLE NINJA Joined: August/30/2007 Location: Anaheim, Calif. Status: Offline Points: 3143 |
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Sent my honey via "proflowers.com" 2 dozen roses to Irving Texas. She got em yesterday! Sent her a couple of other little goodies too!..........
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RifleDude
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No problem. I wish I had a nickel for each time I've heard those exact words spoken!
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Ted
Money can't buy happiness... but it's much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle. |
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cyborg
Optics God Gaseous Clay Joined: August/24/2007 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 12288 |
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects. OATH KEEPER #8233 Support us, and join our cause. Cyborg |
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Stephanie
Optics GrassHopper Optics Goddess Joined: February/13/2004 Location: Native Texan Status: Offline Points: 1502 |
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cyborg
Optics God Gaseous Clay Joined: August/24/2007 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 12288 |
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects. OATH KEEPER #8233 Support us, and join our cause. Cyborg |
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RifleDude
MODERATOR EVIL OPPRESSOR Joined: October/13/2006 Location: Texas Status: Offline Points: 16337 |
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...as I was saying... I'd still be 80 cents short of being able to by a soft drink.
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Ted
Money can't buy happiness... but it's much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle. |
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Chris Farris II
TEAM SWFA - Admin MODERATOR Joined: August/13/2007 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 3196 |
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One day your life will flash before your eyes; Make sure it's worth watching.
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cyborg
Optics God Gaseous Clay Joined: August/24/2007 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 12288 |
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects. OATH KEEPER #8233 Support us, and join our cause. Cyborg |
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cyborg
Optics God Gaseous Clay Joined: August/24/2007 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 12288 |
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Boy Ted lead these two to the trough and they sure waste no time drinking huh?
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects. OATH KEEPER #8233 Support us, and join our cause. Cyborg |
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Chris Farris II
TEAM SWFA - Admin MODERATOR Joined: August/13/2007 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 3196 |
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....and the supporting actor comedy role goes to....
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One day your life will flash before your eyes; Make sure it's worth watching.
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Kickboxer
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And then you'd have... a nickel??????????????
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Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.
There are some who do not fear death... for they are more afraid of not really living |
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Bigdaddy0381
MODERATOR Georgia peach Joined: February/27/2007 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 13682 |
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True funny story!! Vision this. I had to stop last night at the dollar store for some cleaning stuff for the gun shop. I'm standing in line with a sponge mop and 3 bottles of lyesole floor cleaner. The store is kind of quiet and there is a few people in front of me and behind me. They are all women in the 40+. Just being the guy I am. I turned to the lady behind me. In a louder than normal voice I ask her if" This was going to be a good gift for my wife for valentines day and if she thought it was enough". The look on this lady's face was priceless. The store went silent. I never broke a smile. From behind me I could hear someone tying a noose. There were maybe 8 women in line and they all were staring at me. Now I still have not broke a smile. I turn to my left with bottles and mop still in hand and grab a pack of gum off the candy rack. I look back at the lady and say "I might need to have great breath for after she gets her gift and puts it on me". This ladies look went from WTF to HELL NO he didn't just say that. After a few seconds I couldn't take it any more and I cracked a smile and then let the cat out of the bag. The lady I was talking to was in tears she was laughing so hard. She told me I was crazy. Anyways thought I would share what I did yesterday afternoon. |
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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
Ecclesiastes 10:2 |
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8shots
Optics Jedi Knight Lord Of The Flies Joined: March/14/2007 Location: South Africa Status: Offline Points: 6253 |
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BD, great story. You would get on famously with my mate. He does stuff like that all the time.
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Bigdaddy0381
MODERATOR Georgia peach Joined: February/27/2007 Location: Georgia Status: Offline Points: 13682 |
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I thought it was funny for me to stand there and look at these people dead in the eye knowing they wanted to beat me with the mop I was holding.
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P&Z Firearms , Pro gun cleanings and gun repair and wood refinishing.
Ecclesiastes 10:2 |
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Ick
Optics Professional ICK, Ed's BOY Joined: October/08/2008 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 817 |
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Well, in case you didn't notice, I have adopted my standard Valentines Day avatar. Seeing as this is my fist tenue on opticstalk this VD, I thought I should explain.
As you can tell, I am really focused on everyone having a good Valentines Day on Saturday. As someone said, we all need to do our part to promote this
So in the true spirit of VD.....to everyone I say........
Such a caring guy like me, it is really a wonder that I am still single.
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BeltFed
Optics Retard Joined: February/12/2008 Location: Ky Status: Offline Points: 22287 |
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Great story BD! Sounds like something I would do, except i'd be serious........course I'd then give her a nice gift like a new doublebag vacum or jewellery.
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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BeltFed
Optics Retard Joined: February/12/2008 Location: Ky Status: Offline Points: 22287 |
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Ick, there is nothing happy about VD!!!!!!!!!!!
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.
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RifleDude
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Great story, Brandon! I wish I could have been there, as I would have gladly assisted you with that prank!!!
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Ted
Money can't buy happiness... but it's much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle. |
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RifleDude
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You are quite the romantic, Ick!
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Ted
Money can't buy happiness... but it's much more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle. |
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cyborg
Optics God Gaseous Clay Joined: August/24/2007 Location: North Georgia Status: Offline Points: 12288 |
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With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other
An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects. OATH KEEPER #8233 Support us, and join our cause. Cyborg |
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