You got to watch what you say to them wives sometimes. This is not a good time to make wise cracks. I tried on my anniversary once, and can't say it worked out too good. She told me a story about her co-workers anniversary dinner that was so sweet.
Then since our anniversary was the next week, asked me if I would do something like that for her.
I simply smiled and said, "Honey for our anniversary I'm going to take you somewhere you've never been before"
She got all wide eyed, and asked me where we were going. So I replied.
The f**king kitchen.
As funny as I thought this was going to be, I don't feel it was in my best interest, and took a while to get my normal speaking voice back. Watch what you tell them fellas.