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 The Buffalo Theory
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> In one episode of "Cheers", Cliff is seated at the bar describing the
> Buffalo Theory to his buddy, Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the
> concept explained any better than this. "Well you see, Norm, it's like
> this
> . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And
> when the heard is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back
> that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a
> whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps
> improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same
> way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
> Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But
> naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this
> way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making
> the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you
> always feel smarter after a few beers."

 

This works for me

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 I knew there was a scientific reason for that!
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Or atleast a donkey with a high IQ 
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The evil alcohol is starting to catch up with the good cells these days.
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