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MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT  SATURDAY!

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit  suicide if he does. So next
Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all  American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked  to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of  their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they  think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to sho w  support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of  alcohol,
a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your  anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your  efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this  anti-terrorist activity. God bless America!

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at least 5 people you're a terrorist sympathizing lily-livered coward and are in  the position of posing as a national threat!

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Psssst! Cyborg, You forgot to site which news agency broke this story. Now people will think you thought this up your self! I'll try to fix it.
 
 
 
This just in; "National Patriots Day" Warning!!
 
GNN news has discovered that men should arm themselves while observing this historic Day.
It has been discovered that Radical muslim exteremist view woman only as means of procreation but view men as objects of pleasure! Enjoy this day responsibly, go get a new shotgun just for the occasion! Happy holiday from GNN News.
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I like it...

I am sending it to my wife and her sisters. 

This could be my last day on earth...

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Maybe we should also start a campaign to send Playboys in plain brown covers to our friends in the Taliban and Al-Qaeda ?
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Maybe recycle Merc's collection...
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Thanks Sgt D.......Big%20Grin
In my haste to do my Patriotic duty I overlooked that....Embarrased
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I was beginning to get real scared, cause most the women in my part of the county scare the dogs off the road, but a large bottle of knob Creek can get me through itYikes.
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Originally posted by Kickboxer Kickboxer wrote:

Maybe recycle Merc's collection...


I really hope some guy found them ... hate to think of them buried . I still get p*ssed at her for that . Years of them kickboxer .....  !    Sad


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Originally posted by cyborg cyborg wrote:

 

MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT  SATURDAY!

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit  suicide if he does. So next
Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all  American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked  to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of  their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they  think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to sho w  support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of  alcohol,
a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your  anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your  efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this  anti-terrorist activity. God bless America!

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at least 5 people you're a terrorist sympathizing lily-livered coward and are in  the position of posing as a national threat!

 
what a great idea, i dont really have any neighbors though.
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My mother threw away years of my comic book collections. My father gave me an original Action Comics, Superman. I had all the 1st issues of Fantastic 4, Hulk, Spiderman, Dr. Strange, Ironman, Thor, Submariner, X-men... the whole Marvel Comics line. She threw them away when I was in the service. I don't even check on the possible prices anymore... makes me sick.
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