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Little Johnny was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

Johnny replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine."

The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub this water on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a fine healthy baby."

Johnny replied, You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's butt and he'll pass a Harley Davidson."

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Johnny replied, You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's butt and he'll pass a Harley Davidson." Yikes
 
 
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What's the fastest animal in the world? A cat on turpentine.
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