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She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only
the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.


As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either  still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced  her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck.

A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'

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Normally I would say Y'all Ain't Right.  In this case Scooter, YOU ain't Right!!!  Roll on Floor Laughing
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Well...they were 2 minute eggs.  Bucky
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Did you ask her to cook eggs for lunch and dinner??
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Originally posted by Stephanie Stephanie wrote:

Did you ask her to cook eggs for lunch and dinner??
 
ask? I told her lol
 
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Originally posted by Stephanie Stephanie wrote:

Did you ask her to cook eggs for lunch and dinner??


Good thinking, real good thinking.
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Originally posted by Stephanie Stephanie wrote:

Did you ask her to cook eggs for lunch and dinner??
Stephanie!!!  You hussy! ExcellentExcellentExcellent
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I think SOMEBODY hid her egg timer this morning!   Feel the glow???
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Originally posted by Stephanie Stephanie wrote:

Did you ask her to cook eggs for lunch and dinner??
 
We're having omellettes for dinner!
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Stir fried???
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Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

Stir fried???
 
soft... boiled
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Well do what you can... no starch HUH?
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Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

Well do what you can... no starch HUH?
 
No secondary booster required... Rodeo, 12 seconds of the best time of your life.
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Originally posted by scooter65 scooter65 wrote:

Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

Well do what you can... no starch HUH?
 
No secondary booster required... Rodeo, 12 seconds of the best time of your life.
 
 
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I know what yall are really thinking!!!!! Big Grin
 
 
IS IT EASTER TIME YET???
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Sharp ShooterYeah, tastes like chicken!!!  This is a optics / hunting forum!
 
 
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Originally posted by Stephanie Stephanie wrote:

I know what yall are really thinking!!!!! Big Grin
 
 
IS IT EASTER TIME YET???
 
 
Uhhhh lots of eggs? LOTS OF HARD BOILED EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  gotta have lots of salt on hand.
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