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Two Mexicans are on a bike along U.S. 52 about 15 miles outside of
Lafayette , LA. One of the bike's tires goes flat and they start hitching a
lift back into town.

A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Mexicans ask him
for a ride.

He tells them he has no room in the Trailer as he is carrying 20,000
bowling balls.

The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit into
the back with their bike, will he take them back into town, and he agrees.

They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back and the
driver shuts the doors and gets on his way. By this time he is really
late and so puts the hammer down.

Sure enough "Old Smokey" pulls him over for speeding.

The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which the
driver jokingly replies "Mexican eggs".

The Cop obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a lo ok in the
trailer. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it.

He gets on his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many
officers as possible plus the Swat Team.

The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many
officers.

"I've got a Tractor-Trailer stopped with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it...
two have hatched and they've managed to steal a bicycle already ... I need
help"!


Edited by Chris Farris - February/03/2010 at 17:13
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LOL thats funny senor'
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