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I can remember doing some of these as a boy. There are a few that I'm gonna have to try, since I think I missed out on.
 
1.) A king size waterbed
 
holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
 
 
2.) If you spray hair spray
 
on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
 
 
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice
 
is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
 
 
4.) If you hook a dog leash
 
over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound
 
Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough,
 
however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a
 
20x20 ft. room.
 
 
5.) You should not throw
 
baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a
 
bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A
 
ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
 
 
6.) The glass in windows
 
(even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
 
 
7.) When you hear the toilet
 
flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
 
 
8.) Brake fluid mixed with
 
Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
 
 
9.) A six-year old Boy can
 
start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they
 
can only do it in the movies.
 
 
10.) Certain Lego's will

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How true - brings back old memories. It left out the one about mixing brake fluid and granulated pool chlorine. 

Edited by HuntMaster - September/23/2008 at 17:47
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I know mixing bleach and ammonia in a toilet makes smoke that hangs close to the floor, gets the toilet really clean, and makes the bathroom unusable until well ventilated.
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Brake fluid and Clorox... HMMMMMMM.
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Yeah I wanted to try that. The Parole Officer said NO!!!!!!

Edited by cyborg - September/23/2008 at 23:43
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