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NEW SENIOR PROGRAM
 
You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians. Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need! Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered. As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now. And who will be paying for all of this? It's the same government that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a home. And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it. Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

Is this a great country or what?

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I can certainly think of four that will do. Hippie
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I just got a letter from the co.I get my retirement from notifing me that they just joined forces with the government & I'm now into part "D".They also sent me a new price sheet for my medications,they all just went up & some went up as much as 40%.Thank you Mr.Obama[DIC head]
 
 
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All I know is that when I die I'm leaving my body to Science Fiction.
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Oh, and I want my tombstone to specify, to the penny, how much money I owe the IRS.

And underneath that I want it to say; "Suck it, Sammy!"



This will make me happy.
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Just four?
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....and, if the Democrats get their way, you will also be able to vote in the next election!!.....( but you must vote Democrat. )      

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Ah! Yes the Karl Marx dummies will have their way.
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