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> A blonde is on board a small two-seater airplane when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.
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> "Mayday! Mayday!  My pilot just died!"
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> Ground control receives her call for help and answers back, "Don't worry, Madam. I'll talk you down, just do as I say.  First I need you to give me your height and position."
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> "I'm 5’ 2” and sitting in the right front seat."
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> Ground control responds, "Repeat after me: Our Father... Who art in Heaven..."
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I'm going to tell that to my wife and daughter, but using their names...
 
If I live, I'll see you guys later...
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Originally posted by Kickboxer Kickboxer wrote:

I'm going to tell that to my wife and daughter, but using their names...
 
If I live, I'll see you guys later...
 You reallly DO like pain don't you!!! Loco
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