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Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, We had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.
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Yep, Marriage is grand, but divorce is a hundred grand.
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Honey i'm Home!
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Oh how this story stings me right now....
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Fellar I know once stated, "Do you know why divorce is so expensive? Because it's worth it".
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Thought Willy Nelson said that!
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Willie got divorced?!
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More times than Billy!!!  I think!
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Now thats a lot! (sorry billy)!
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This is why my wife has no idea how many guns i have...try tracking those down i have hidden for a divorce settlement lol
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till death do you part ...Or she pisses you off
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