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http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
 
Been posted here before, but it came up again on another forum and I thought it was worth posting again.
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That's always a great read Mark.
 
My absolutely favourite line in there is,
 
"when our team saved the life and possibly the virginity of the Mayor’s nephew, there was a special relaxation of the rules made for us"
 
Gotta love a man who saves a virgin!
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Thats hilarious!
 
My favorite line is this:
"If you want to laugh at somebody, try laughing at the sheep out there who go to the mall unarmed trusting in me to stand guard over their lives like a God."
 
Roll on Floor Laughing
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This is TOO good.  How do you find this stuff??  It should be a soap opera on TV.  
"Mall Ninjas"... "standing guard over our lives like gods". 

However, there is a "breakoff" style called ninjitsu.  I think they claimed ninjutsu had become "too commercial" and they wanted to get back to the real "deadly, silent" aspects of the art.  I haven't seen any ninjitsu guys since I left Kalifornia.  
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I wonder if "Gecko45"  is a nom-de-plume for Relentless Pursuit?
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Though I've read it a few items, it still get me!
Thanx!
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Originally posted by Dogger Dogger wrote:

I wonder if "Gecko45"  is a nom-de-plume for Relentless Pursuit?
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Does this sound familiar Mark (the style if not the contect)??
 
"I've zero time or inclination to deal with clueless idiots.
 
Spent primers ARE the supreme tutorial..................."
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Originally posted by Dogger Dogger wrote:

Does this sound familiar Mark (the style if not the contect)??
 
"I've zero time or inclination to deal with clueless idiots.
 
Spent primers ARE the supreme tutorial..................."
 
Absolutely!! 
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( uhh......I had to take a vodka break after the very first topic----the steel plate and the ripping off of the tape...........!!! )   Shocked
I'll read some more later...............
 
 
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That is funny stuff!!!! My left eye was scratched when I woke up this morning, but after the laughter bringing me to tears several times I feel much better now. Thanks CT.
 
I guess I'll go grab my LAR .50bmg now and hop over to J.C. Penneys to see if I can find some Levi's. (you never can be too careful with neonazis, and rebel guerillas out there.)
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Reminds me of Bill Paxtons character in the movie True Lies. 
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Originally posted by ckk1106 ckk1106 wrote:

Roll on Floor Laughing

Reminds me of Bill Paxtons character in the movie True Lies. 
 
Thats exactly who I was thinking of... Imagine how many woman this dip gets....... 
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338 Lapua
 
 
 
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I don"t get it...



Edited by Kickboxer - July/19/2009 at 20:44
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" This Gecko guy said he was taping extra steel plates onto his back so that he would be bulletproof.  He said he wanted to know what flak jacket would deflect a 338 Lapua....do you see that, Stanley?? "  
 
" (............................) "  
 
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Yeah.  I don't know about you guys but my mall security guys are always getting peppered in the back with 338 Lapua.
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Originally posted by Kickboxer Kickboxer wrote:

I don"t get it...

 
I'm with Kick..... the cans represent what?
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They represent Ed's alternate reality..................
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Originally posted by Dogger Dogger wrote:

They represent Ed's alternate reality..................
 
WHOA.... I'm not going anywhere near that.
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[QUOTE=scooter65]
Originally posted by ckk1106 ckk1106 wrote:

Roll on Floor Laughing

Reminds me of Bill Paxtons character in the movie True Lies. 
 
Thats exactly who I was thinking of... Imagine how many woman this dip gets....... 
[/QUOTE]

Excellent reference.  True Lies was on Sunday night, couldn't sleep.


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Originally posted by SD Dog SD Dog wrote:

[QUOTE=scooter65]
Originally posted by ckk1106 ckk1106 wrote:

Roll on Floor Laughing

Reminds mons character in the movie True Lies. 
 
Thats exactly who I was thinking of... Imagine how many woman this dip gets....... 


Excellent reference.  True Lies was on Sunday night, couldn't sleep.


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OH, i caught just at the part where they had him at the top of the Dam and he was admitting it was the only way he could get layed.... Gosh, sad to see Eds life on TV.... sad sad..........................
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Just gave that a read.  That is some funny stuff right there.
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Originally posted by scooter65 scooter65 wrote:

Originally posted by Kickboxer Kickboxer wrote:

I don"t get it...

 
I'm with Kick..... the cans represent what?
 
uhh..................a tin can    ( STEEL PLATE....tin can.....338 Lapua......)
 
                                              Whacko
 
NEVERMIND.......
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