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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: July/24/2009 at 08:51
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This couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the
marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small
sandal shop.

From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say,
"You Foreigners! Come in. Come indo my humble shop So the married couple
walked in. The Pakistani man said to them,

"I have some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey make you
wild at sex like a great desert camel."

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the
man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the
sex-god he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into
a sex freak?"

The Pakistani man replied, "Just try dem on, Saiheeb."

Well, the husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded to
try them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look
in his eyes; something his wife hadn't seen in many years-raw sexual power.

In a blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Pakistani man, bent him
violently over a table, yanked down his pants, and ripped down his own
pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the pakistani's thighs.

The Pakistani then began screaming "YOU HAVE DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!

Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: July/25/2009 at 14:01
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)     Back to Top Direct Link To This Post Posted: July/26/2009 at 12:44
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OMG. Guess the camels had better watch out.
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