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    Posted: October/01/2008 at 14:29
Please Keep these clean. This is on the open forum.
 
My signature line will start it off. Any funny or intellectual saying goes.
 
Fire Away boys.
One day your life will flash before your eyes; Make sure it's worth watching.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Dogger Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October/01/2008 at 14:36
We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
God save the Empire!
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Those who do not learn from history are bound to repeat it.

I do not suffer from insanity. I enjoy every moment of it.

What is the difference between your mother-in-law and a terrorist? You can reason with the terrorist.


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Don't step on the toes today that might be connected to the butt you might kiss tomorrow.

 
 

Yesterday is the past, tomorrow is the future, Today is a gift that’s why it is called the present.

 
 

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'



Edited by Bigdaddy0381 - October/01/2008 at 15:16
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It's hard to kiss thew lips at night, that chew your @$$ out all day long. 
With Freedom comes great responsibility, you cannot have one without the other

An armed public are citizens. A disarmed public are subjects.

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Marry in haste, repent at leisure
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In a battle of wits ________ in unarmed.  (insert anyone you choose)
 
 
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If your attractive enough on the outside, people will forgive you for being irritating to the core. 
Let me give you my two scents worth
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The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
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beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the boneWhistling
 
bright as a one eyed gopher in a cactus patchLoco
 
Definition of insanity is repeating the same process over and over and expecting different resultsWhacko
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1) Once over the hill, you pick up speed.

2) I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

3) If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.

4) Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

5) Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some just don't have  film.

6) I know God won't give me more than I can handle. I just  wish He didn't trust me so much.

7) Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

8) We cannot change the direction of the wind ... but we  can adjust our sails.

9) Some days are a total waste of makeup.

10) Do you believe in love at first sight ... or should I  walk by you again?

11) If the shoe fits......buy it in every color.

12) If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

13) Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

14) Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more  than standing in a garage makes you a car.

15) Artificial intelligence is no match for natural  stupidity.

16) If you must choose between two evils, pick the one  you've never tried before.

17) My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

18) Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life  is serious.

19) It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

20) For every action, there is an equal and opposite  government program.

21) If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

22) Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of  checks.

23) A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

24) Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

25) A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

26) Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness  of the waist change places.

27) Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

28) Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

29) There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

30) Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to  recognize a mistake when you make it again.

31) By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

32) Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast  to the real world.

32) Learn from the mistakes of others.  You can't live long  enough to make them all yourself.


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Procrastination digs the grave where Opportunity is laid, the time "To Do" is Now!!! 
"Don't argue with a fool! From a distance you can't really tell who's who!"
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The "Main Thing" is to keep the "Main Thing" the main thing!  That's the "Main Thing!!!!! 
"Don't argue with a fool! From a distance you can't really tell who's who!"
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" Thees damn gringo does not making any sense with that last what he says..."
 
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Die Hauptsache ist, die Hauptsache zu halten, die Hauptsache. Die ist die Hauptsache!!!


ESEL!!!!!


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