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My brother told me his 9 year old son asked him how long he and his wife have been married.  After responding that they'd been married for 19 years, his son replied that if they were ever to get a divorce, he'd want to live with both of them.  He (my nephew) said that he'd want to live with her (my brother's wife) part time because he'd miss her... and would want to live with him (my brother) part time because he has all the guns!
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least he has his affairs in order! lol
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thats funny tedBig Grin
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at least he didnt say cause dad's girlfriend is fun
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That would be bad divorced or not!
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HA!  Boy is a planner!
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Originally posted by RifleDude RifleDude wrote:

...because he has all the guns!
 
Not if it were a NY divorce! he just gets the bills.
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Out of the mouth of babesBig Smile
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