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1.  WHEN ASKED HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

   
-You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.

   
-- Alan , age 10
 
   
 

   
-No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
 
   
-- Kristen , age 10
     

 
 
   
2.  WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?


 
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille , age 10

   
   
 
 
3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick , age 8
   
 
 

   
4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
 
 
Both don't want any more kids-- Lori , age 8

   
 
 

   
5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

   
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other.. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8
(isn't she a treasure)

 


"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading".
--Thomas Jefferson



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